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so with the addition of the police uniform, i have decided to come out of the forests, stop playing mountain man style, and start patrolling the streets. going to be taking my new role of LEO/Sheriff way over the top. handing out tickets, stopping and asking people for ID, and beating down bandits while yelling "STOP RESISTING"

 

I encourage others who feel the lawlessness of DayZ has gone on for too long to join me in bringing justices to the streets

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Good luck man, my group has done this before and it's good fun.

 

I suggest making use of pen/paper, and writing tickets or giving people gun licenses or w/e too for extra fun =P

 

Don't get discouraged when ya die a lot though haha

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so with the addition of the police uniform, i have decided to come out of the forests, stop playing mountain man style, and start patrolling the streets. going to be taking my new role of LEO/Sheriff way over the top. handing out tickets, stopping and asking people for ID, and beating down bandits while yelling "STOP RESISTING"

 

I encourage others who feel the lawlessness of DayZ has gone on for too long to join me in bringing justices to the streets

 

 

I cant wait to be the criminal scum you try to bring down......Please tell me what server you are on so we can have us a game of cops and robbers!

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Would be fun if people played along, but no. It will just be another day in Chernarus. Somebody with a gun sees you and they get so excited they pre-cum in their pants and kill you. And then they go to school the next day and brag to their friends about how badass of a Day Z player they are.

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I'll be there.

You should be able to recognize me attempting the Village People "YMCA" dance with full audio blasting the song ! 

 

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You could also just sit in a police station and when someone enters, ask them what their emergency is.

 

Or you could pretend to work on one of the broken-down police cars.

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so with the addition of the police uniform, i have decided to come out of the forests, stop playing mountain man style, and start patrolling the streets. going to be taking my new role of LEO/Sheriff way over the top. handing out tickets, stopping and asking people for ID, and beating down bandits while yelling "STOP RESISTING"

 

I encourage others who feel the lawlessness of DayZ has gone on for too long to join me in bringing justices to the streets

 

Since you were a Mountain man, how about you start up a Chernarus Fish and Game Department. You could hand out hunting licenses (paper notes) for a small fee. Your main job of course would be limiting poachers and those taking excessive kills. 

 

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I wish you luck but I think all you're going to get is a bunch of 15 year olds yelling "f@&$ 'da police!" as they shoot you in the face.

Kids have no respect for authority these days.

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