andyhux 0 Posted May 13, 2014 Has anyone else seen this message? It was funny as I did actually need to go. Aye I know, first post and its shite!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zedertone 378 Posted May 13, 2014 Admins trolling, soon to be real.Welcome to forums. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maninthewall 470 Posted May 13, 2014 inb4backto0posts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZomboWTF 527 Posted May 13, 2014 That was a server message disguised as a status update^^ I had this too, server saying "My ass hurts" - wut? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blern 71 Posted May 13, 2014 You must always examine your freshly dropped poo by clicking on it. You will get one of three messages: 1. Healthy looking poo. Nice body and bouquet.2. Runny, painful poo. Your diet is unbalanced3. Blood is found in poo. You will be dead soon. The devs may also allow us to carry our poo around and throw it at other players, rendering them sick. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I think my Leg is Broken 46 Posted May 13, 2014 You must always examine your freshly dropped poo by clicking on it. You will get one of three messages: 1. Healthy looking poo. Nice body and bouquet.2. Runny, painful poo. Your diet is unbalanced3. Blood is found in poo. You will be dead soon. The devs may also allow us to carry our poo around and throw it at other players, rendering them sick. Wouldn't you have to find a stool testing kit first? Heh. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maybeme 22 Posted May 14, 2014 They aren't really adding the need to go to the bathroom right?I understand the want for realism, but that's a bit ridiculous. If I wanted my videogame character to have to go to the bathroom, I'll just go play the Sims. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miqueloz 33 Posted May 14, 2014 They aren't really adding the need to go to the bathroom right?I understand the want for realism, but that's a bit ridiculous. If I wanted my videogame character to have to go to the bathroom, I'll just go play the Sims.Critical thinking is not only helpful in life, it's recommended. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jameslennoxhood 74 Posted May 14, 2014 WOw, If they implement shitting in this game i am uninstalling and never coming back!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16185 Posted May 14, 2014 Hello there The messages you are getting are just admins "playing" with you. There is no defecation mechanic. At this time. Rgds LoK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
real meatshield 424 Posted May 14, 2014 http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/187937-do-you-want-pooping-in-this-game/?p=1964234 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qww 287 Posted May 14, 2014 one of the fr hardcore servers has a mesage with im starving i need to drink disinfectant.its annoying, i dislike those server messages coming up on the screen when in game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16185 Posted May 14, 2014 Hullo there I too dislike these "hilarious" messages. Perhaps take it as a sign its not a server that you want to be on? (If "hilarity" is not your thing) Rgds LoK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qww 287 Posted May 14, 2014 not many busy european hardcore servers, so i stil go there. i can still play on the server, just wish they didnt have to put these messages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bambi Population Control 90 Posted May 14, 2014 Yes I saw that message from the Admins, curiously it happened IN THE INSTANT I DIED. So it was kind of funny for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bambi Population Control 90 Posted May 18, 2014 FOUND IT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LigerRider 82 Posted May 18, 2014 (edited) http://dayzdb.com/guide/11-standalone-status-effects If it isn't here, it's an admin troll. Although, I haven't actually had an infected wound since the beginning days of the Standalone. Anybody know if this has been removed currently? Edited May 18, 2014 by LigerRider Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
