NEW SPAWN IDEA LOLOLOLOL

[jaggardos 126]

Just had this idea for an alternate character.

Ok, please shout at me if this is crap, as I just thought of it and had to write it down. And also, this is not meant to offend, the technicalities are just handicaps to make this fair.

Basically, you spawn as a "Working class weapon specialist" (only way I could describe it). You spawn with an uber-weapon (m249, fn fal etc), but not one with a scope. To balance this, the character is incredibly obese, and walks at a speed (lets say half) which will inevitably result in death if attacked by a zombie. Also, if killed, the uber-weapon would be un-lootable.

This could be a way of just letting people to have a chance to use the uber-weapons briefly.

[Jemoeder 51]

Gayuhhh

[Markz 0]

Nope.

[Charlie Sheen 12]

This is crap.

But I wouldn't mind having the choice to be an incredibly obese male/female.

[Mona 0]

while we are talking about it, lets add unicorns and flying elephants to the game, so people can fly but hey to balance it, you will start with nothing and you get aids in 2 mins.

Seriously though why in the heck would you want this to be added?

[BurtRaven 20]

Or maybe you could spawn in a wheelchair with a rocket-launcher!

[Banicks 55]

You're the kind of player who will use cheats in a game because you can't adapt to what is needed.

[ssiilleesskkyy@googlemail.com 1]

Nope.jpg

[aks 5]

We could also add in Rideable ostriches that crap cherry blossoms and make the rider invincible. They would be avaiable to newly spawned players only to balance things out...

[ElRolle 97]

[DemonGroover 8836]

How about as a geriatric in one of those motorised trolleys. With rockets on of course.

[Dreganius (DayZ) 55]

I like pizza, do you?

[franciscojose 7]

LOL WTF is this. Incredibly obese yet well armed player? lolololol

[osiriszoran 33]

fail troll is fail

[Areoss 4]

[duke of hegi 2]

GAU-8 on a trolley maybe? :D no just a joke

hmmm, not a fan of the idea, sry. would be a "game breaker" in my opinion, because it's for many players a "main goal" to get a fat rifle, when they start at the coast. your idea would "kill" this, people get bored, and finally we have a machine gun "barage" at the coast.

EDIT:

PS: hope you are not an employee from Trollarch enterprises ;)

[Flip4Flap 8]

while we are talking about it' date=' lets add unicorns and flying elephants to the game, so people can fly but hey to balance it, you will start with nothing and you get aids in 2 mins.

[/quote']

Kewl, they finaly add them so?

[duke of hegi 2]

while we are talking about it' date=' lets add unicorns and flying elephants to the game, so people can fly but hey to balance it, you will start with nothing and you get aids in 2 mins.

[/quote']

Kewl, they finaly add them so?

Dragons and Shouts also...

---

but guys give him a chance, he is obviously new and try to bring some ideas

[phoboss 224]

+1 vote for dumbest suggestion in all of dayz!