schofie1d 24 Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) Holy crap OP, I did about 350 micrograms of acid at my family's property last weekend... AND I COULD HAVE SWORN YOU WERE DESCRIBING MY EXACT TRIP. OP, have you done acid? I must know Edited May 1, 2014 by schofie1d 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilgrim* 3514 Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) CLASS ! (but COME BACK Irish... dont stay out there... return to your homeland, the people need you) Edited May 1, 2014 by pilgrim 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vex_Vehix 436 Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) TrulyWhoa wait, why does the astral bein on the right seem to have an erection? I hope that one is me. HahahaNew definition of "Light Saber". ;) Edited May 1, 2014 by Vex_Vehix 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vex_Vehix 436 Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) Oh noooooo! I went from being an Astral Light, to straight DARKNESS! I'm...so...scared...it's so cold. Edited May 6, 2014 by Vex_Vehix 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irish. 4886 Posted May 28, 2014 Oh noooooo! I went from being an Astral Light, to straight DARKNESS! I'm...so...scared...it's so cold. I just made it into Heaven it looks like... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Munson_fry (DayZ) 312 Posted May 28, 2014 btw did u wipe after using the toilet ?? mhhhhmm Yo defs we need a wipe antimation ant toilet paper ( pristine plz because i wouldnt even want to use worn or worse toilet paper ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLoneSurvivior 37 Posted May 28, 2014 Ok, so I will describe what happened in picture format much like a childrens book or graphic novel.. Here it goes: Late one night, I came upon a man who had me cornered and shamefully that man perished. An omen seemed to hang over the night, something bad.. .. when things stopped working, and my player could only run around in a frozen world I knew something was amiss. So I traveled on, unable to use any of my tools or affect my world.. almost as if I was a ghost. I came upon a man, doing vile things while watching someone through a window. It was as if he could not even see me standing there.. I could not stand to stomach watching him any longer, and as he seemed to not notice my existence I moved on. My stomach churned and I felt like I may be sick.. So I ducked into a nearby restroom. After several minutes of retching I heard a sound.. like a song in the distance. Even though the sun could be seen in the West up high, when I looked out to the East this is what I saw.. As if Angels were descending upon me, the noise grew and grew. My ability to distinguish what it was diminished as the sound became louder. What once seemed to be a song, now felt like a pulsing from deep within my chest. Like the trees and grass were vibrating in tune with me. Then it happened.. everything went black. No message. No sounds. Just black. When I attempted to join a new server, my character screen loaded. I saw what I had become.. and I stared in awe. It seems I have become pure astral light. I am now one with everything. I can feel it all, moving in my veins. I am Chernarus. Each blade of grass. Every cry for help. This is the meaning of life. This is end game. ?Well written sir. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vex_Vehix 436 Posted May 28, 2014 (edited) I just made it into Heaven it looksBeautiful! If that's Heaven, I must've be in Hell. LolCheck out my Bandit revenge! With help from a stranger. :)http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/197940-dayz-make-your-shots-count-or-die/?p=1991539 Edited May 28, 2014 by Vex_Vehix Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blindwuzi 37 Posted May 29, 2014 So you became apart of c consciousness? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saunders (DayZ) 21 Posted May 29, 2014 This was a good read buddy :P nice one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites