Most entertaining thing you've done in dayz?

[Julia_Shafer 18]

So just about an hour ago me and a buddy raided NW Air and did very well with our raid. I managed to find an M4A1 CCO with silencer and an m9 SD. My friend walked away with M4A3 CCO. Now at the end of our raiding session we looked and found something special. There just so happened to be a M136. This is the first time we have laid eyes on one and we knew what to do. It was night by now and the fun began.

IDK what he shot it at, but what I do know is half a second later I was knocked out on the ground (back blast Im sure) and the zombies were all over us. I managed to get up and we stayed safe in the barracks and cleared out the zombies coming after us. It was about time we left that area so we took off out the east side toward grishino.

So whats the most entertaining thing you have done in this game?

[JessDOA 1]

Someone shot within a minute after I had spawned. That wasn't the humorous part.

I spawned maybe 100 yards down the coast. I knew exactly where they guy was who shot me. So I ran over the hill into the near-by town. Got like 20 or so Zeds on me and ran zig zag at the guy as he tried to shoot me again. But, I got him. I died and, not long after so did he. The humor was as I was dragging those Zeds the line from Galaxy Quest ran through my mind “You may destroy my ship. But, what you fail to realize is, I’m dragging minds!” (Well, I think that is how the line went.) *beams smile*

[Julia_Shafer 18]

Someone shot within a minute after I had spawned. That wasn't the humorous part.

I spawned maybe 100 yards down the coast. I knew exactly where they guy was who shot me. So I ran over the hill into the near-by town. Got like 20 or so Zeds on me and ran zig zag at the guy as he tried to shoot me again. But' date=' I got him. I died and, not long after so did he. The humor was as I was dragging those Zeds the line from Galaxy Quest ran through my mind “You may destroy my ship. But, what you fail to realize is, I’m dragging minds!” (Well, I think that is how the line went.) *beams smile*

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Thats a pretty entertaining story, and its good that someone still uses galaxy quest quotes lol.

[aquilez 16]

Shot at a group of players trying to get a new guy on their TS in the game using direct channel voice chat. As soon as they started saying the address I shot and killed what I thought was the "new guy". He bled out while the two friends proceeded to split up and try to flank me up the hill, oh and cuss like a sailor towards me.

The thing is, I was prepared to die considering my AK only had 9 bullets and they were spent on the new guy. I never used a revolver to kill someone before but I somehow managed to kill one flanker with two shots, and then the third fired at me with an AK from down hill. I ran up hill away from him, got behind a tree, leaned to one side, and took his legs out. The zombies did the rest.

I was never more satisfied with a bandit kill.

[Rogo Ignoscant 8]

So we parked a chopper on an island, and the guy that was flying it 'glitched' to the debug forest. So anyway, our camp was way north west and it was just raided. I killed a few jokers (I don't blame them we had a ton of stuff) and took the red car that was now shot to crap and it was sitting there.

So now we're out a chopper, we have a red car, I have 5 tanks of gas, and my buddys on the south east shore by the lighthouse and he has a boat in the ocean with no fuel.

So we're stuck. Out of luck. Down and out. We were kings and now we're the fools. So, I had nothing to loose. I pack whats left up in the car and throw the rest of the gas in there. Another mate of mine has a bit of a reputation. Whenever he gets nice gear, he dies. We call it the curse, because it happens religiously. What was to happen next I will never forget.

The logic was get my cursed buddy to log in - and if anyone is to die, it'll be him. I get in the car and my mate who was hanging by the boat suddenly explodes into laughter. He had stepped on a rock, it broke both his legs, knocked him out, and catapaulted him into the ocean. He promptly respawned, returned and found his backpack sitting on the rock. So he grabbed it, his gun (m203 intact no ammo) and was good to go.

That should have been a sign, turn back now. But no - that wasn't enough. You see, while leaving camp (night time) we were driving when it happened, headlights behind us. Two sets of headlights behind us, we were being chased. This was just getting better! So I hit the gas and floored it. Left the suckers behind, this night was getting great.

So we're hammering our way across the map - gas is getting low. We've got enough gas to fill the car once (which we do, no incidents) and enough to get back to the chopper. NO PROBLEMS!

We get to the boat, now I have the '5 minute unconcious' glitch that whenever you log in, 5 mins out cold. So we get to the boat, and the bastards out of gas. Someones gonna have to swim out to the boat. I should have known it was gonna be me, so I throw everythign in the car, grab one of 3 remaining VITAL gas tanks, and swim out to the boat.

DSL Disconnects.

That's right, the curse strikes again. So there I am screaming 'NO YOU BASTARD' at the screen and twiddling my thumbs. I call my bud and tell him I'm DC'd. He says 'well we could get lucky?' (the cursed guy .. telling me we might get lucky). Finally DSL comes back up and we're away! I log in ... unconcious.

This can't end well. Moments later, both legs break, I bleed out instantly - and I sink to the bottom of the ocean. With the damn jerry can. The curse strikes again.

This can't possibly get worse right? So I respawn and go looking for jerrys. My mates (the cursed guy and my other buddy) decide f* it, and the 'non cursed' guy swims out, gets the boat gassed (we had just enough) and returns to the shore. The cursed guys cheering now cause we have the boat, and now we have a problem. Noone wants the red car. So they take all the gear they need (including the M203 ammo) and decide to give it a send off.

Despite my protests saying the cursed guy is cursed, and this can't end well. My non-cursed buddy decides over TS to give it a farewell explosive style. He turns (still standing on the lighthouse) lines up the car and! Falls through the world and dies.

Never even fired a shot. Now at this point we're all laughing so hard we're in tears, as this cursed guy is panicking and throwing everything he can back in the car. He gets all the gear, throws it in the car and goes to check on the boat. Its crawling up the cliff side, he mentions that it seems like its trying to eat him.

Both of us freak out and tell him to get away from it, sit still and don't move. We both rapidly respawn and get back to the boat. We tell the cursed guy to log off, both get on the boat, and take it safely to the chopper, except we run out of gas.

We now have the boat in the middle of the ocean, with no gas, and we're good to go. If we got it back to inland we thought we would be in the clear. NP's right! We'll just swim the rest of the way.

So we log off for the night, log in, and we're in the debug plains.....

The curse strikes again.

So! One of the other guys finds a boat, gasses it up. And gets to the chopper (almost dying twice) he's in the chopper, and he's flying it back to shore when the 'cursed' guy logs in. He switches it to auto-hover, the chopper flips 180 degrees, slams into the ocean and sinks. Killing everyone inside it.

.... the curse strikes one final time.

I've never laughed so hard in my life.

[StealthyBrayden 6]

Blew up some girls tractor and then killed 2 ambushers who tried to ambush me :D Oh and when ever I get an axe kill :) I love dem axes.

[Kageru 18]

The first 6-12 hours when the world felt scary and full of potential.

[SystemiK 366]

Found an AFK player in a building. Stole all of his ammo, bandages and morophine. Put myself right in his face and waited. I do believe he was pretty pissed when he realized what had just happened.