The story of two servers hoppers

[TheHuntsMan87 194]

So it all started around an hour ago. I decided to give all my stuff to a guy on the forums who is fairly new as he had been mowed down by loads of people at spawn points. So there i was, a fresh spawn. For once i thought 'hey lets go up to green mountain and see what goodies i can find there then i could move onto the airfield'.

 

So after looting a few buildings and being very lucky in getting a splitter axe, a small bag and some food i went on my merry way. on the way a guy shot at me and it all lasted 5 minutes till i chopped him like a good en XD. anyway looted and got a SKS with a few rounds in it.

 

Finally....green mountain. I was so happy to make it when i heard 2 voices. one of them said 'hey this one hasn't been looted on this server yet'. My thoughts wondered what they were on about. I camped just outside the wall so i could listen some more. 'hey i found a M4 with some mags' one of them said the other replied 'naaaa its sh%t..i want a mosin'. i was thinking at this point these guys were up to no good.

 

There conversation continued.....'well that's all that cr@p looted lets server hop, loot that one, then come back on this one as it restarts soon i think' the other said 'yeah why not, this game sucks anyway'

 

No way.....I have actually found two people server hopping XD after thinking what they had said i thought i should get into a better position so i could nail these gits.

 

around 20mins passed, server did restart but they weren't coming back. I thought 'sod it...to the airfield then'.

 

Before i could even get up i heard 'you in yet or what'. I dropped to cover again and within 5 seconds i heard the others guy voice 'yeah i am lets make it quick as this server has loads of people on it {actually buddy theirs around 20 people}

 

My time to shine.....I crept up slowly to the side of the front door and waited...there little convo carried on about how one of them had a 3 some last weekend and how big of a man he was for not going home the same night...finally they both popped out.

 

I said nice and load 'hey there chaps....been a hard day server hopping' with that the next sound they heard was a clack clack clack clack...both dead and both cursing me stating that they could ban me off the server and hack my PayPal {that's a new one for me being threatened to be hacked}

 

all and all i had fun with these two chaps.

 

Anyway thanks for reading guys, will share more stories if anything funny happens when im on.

 

TheHuntsMan

[guppy22143 1081]

I love hearing about your kills, they always seem to be just and clean.

Taking a wild guess and saying they were 12-16, just off of their maturity level.

[TheHuntsMan87 194]

I love hearing about your kills, they always seem to be just and clean.

Taking a wild guess and saying they were 12-16, just off of their maturity level.

Hahaha why thank you good sir....would you believe they had quite deep voices...guessing they were between 16 to early s 20's maybe...but yes there level of maturity was hitting a solid 12 XD

[guppy22143 1081]

Hahaha why thank you good sir....would you believe they had quite deep voices...guessing they were between 16 to early s 20's maybe...but yes there level of maturity was hitting a solid 12 XD

Ha, we should play some time. What's a hunter without a medic? XD

[Grimey Rick 3417]

Lol.

 

"DONT SHEWT ILL H3X UR PYAPAL D00D"

[TheHuntsMan87 194]

Ha, we should play some time. What's a hunter without a medic? XD

Defo would love to...i will hop on the team speak over the weekend and go for some rounds with you buddy, help some people out etc :)

Lol.

 

"DONT SHEWT ILL H3X UR PYAPAL D00D"

This is probably the best comment i have ever read...the time it took to write this comment with such passion is beyond me...i thank you for this ;)

[guppy22143 1081]

Defo would love to...i will hop on the team speak over the weekend and go for some rounds with you buddy, help some people out etc :)

This is probably the best comment i have ever read...the time it took to write this comment with such passion is beyond me...i thank you for this ;)

Aight, I can take you on a ride-along for a rescue or two. Show you how it's really done ;D

[TheHuntsMan87 194]

Aight, I can take you on a ride-along for a rescue or two. Show you how it's really done ;D

I will learn much from you yoda XD

[Etherious 907]

Lol.

 

"DONT SHEWT ILL H3X UR PYAPAL D00D"

I feel like a complete dumbass trying to read this in a kid voice and acting like I am some voice actor.....then of course comes in the old pops staring at me like I'm some freak... :blush:

Edited April 3, 2014 by DJ SGTHornet

[TheHuntsMan87 194]

I feel like a complete dumbass trying to read this in a kid voice and acting like I am some voice actor.....then of course comes in the old pops staring at me like I'm some freak... :blush:

your not the only one who read it like that buddy XD

[Etherious 907]

your not the only one who read it like that buddy XD

That's good to know. xD

[TheHuntsMan87 194]

That's good to know. xD

we can both share the embarrassment XD

[Etherious 907]

we can both share the embarrassment XD

This is generally how I feel right now...

[TheHuntsMan87 194]

This is generally how I feel right now...

embrace it...or we can hug it out bro XD

[Etherious 907]

embrace it...or we can hug it out bro XD

[TheHuntsMan87 194]

Best gif ever...you sir have won the internet today and all my beans

[Etherious 907]

Best gif ever...you sir have won the internet today and all my beans

[odin_lowe 3686]

Why were they using in game voip to talk?? When they get to the server list, how do they tell what server to join to one another? Skype, TS3, Steam, sms?? I mean, it's kinda weird that they would switch like that between voip, and their 3rd party softwares, or only use their Steam friends list to join the same server.

 

I use voip for RP factor on certain servers, and when interacting with strangers, but not with the friends I'm playing with aka : group, clan or party.

 

You did good. :thumbsup:  Those were pests that needed some extermination. :beans:

[Grimey Rick 3417]

I feel like a complete dumbass trying to read this in a kid voice and acting like I am some voice actor.....then of course comes in the old pops staring at me like I'm some freak... :blush:

 

 

your not the only one who read it like that buddy XD

 

I liked the line so much, I made it my member title above my avatar. ;D

[TheHuntsMan87 194]

Why were they using in game voip to talk?? When they get to the server list, how do they tell what server to join to one another? Skype, TS3, Steam, sms?? I mean, it's kinda weird that they would switch like that between voip, and their 3rd party softwares, or only use their Steam friends list to join the same server.

 

I use voip for RP factor on certain servers, and when interacting with strangers, but not with the friends I'm playing with aka : group, clan or party.

 

You did good. :thumbsup:  Those were pests that needed some extermination. :beans:

Why thanks buddy..yeah no need for players like that, my eldest sons friend came over today and said he was server hopping etc...gave him a dead arm and told him not to be in my presence XD