hunting and executing medics LOL

[guppy22143 1081]

I know you're getting upset, because he's trying to attack your community - but please don't let it get the better of you.

The mole deserves hunting, Detective Guppy is on the case.

[Jamz 253]

been a funny old week of medic murder mayhem. one of our group joined the RRF a few weeks ago and spends a fair amount of time in their teamspeak channel. This was a canny move on our part.

 

number one for us is to make each murder seem completely random  and entirely unconnected with the patient and in this we are so far successful. one medic who got killed (by us LOL) while on his way to treat one of us felt so bad he actually spent the rest of the night regearing so he could 'complete the mission' LOL when he finally let us know he was ready to come and give the morphine etc we were waiting, our mole helped him to gear up LOL and we knew exactly where he was going to be.

 

He logged in, now we are not total douches, we see there is no kudos in shooting a guy as he stands paralysed mid login, no, we waited for him to come down to the front door of the house he was in and as soon as the door opened HEADSHOT!!!! we killed our mole too, just to assist in his deep cover, we aint no noobs LOL

 

Now, I wish I could name names, I wish I could post videos but as I'm sure you'll all understand this is a live operation and we have operatives in the field, we must take every precaution to protect these brave soldiers.

 

Soon, when we have either a load of funny killings or we get bored a compilation highlight video shall be forth coming complete with medic teamspeak transcripts of rage and butthurt LOL

 

I suspect you don't realise what a fool you're making yourself look :) lol

[guppy22143 1081]

If it wasn't without risk, it wouldn't be any fun.

I imagine even most medics acknowledge this.

Most Medics are Medics to help people- that's what we find fun. :D

[weedmasta 784]

7 pages on this topic...best troll ever or what?

[guppy22143 1081]

7 pages on this topic...best troll ever or what?

This guy isn't kidding, that's the fucked up part. Yesterday, some poor sap responded to a rescue. Not 20 minutes in he was flaired with a big orange AMBUSH. It's been happening more and more lately, I don't like it one bit.

Edited April 7, 2014 by Guppy the DayZ Medic

[weedmasta 784]

I know he isn't kidding but he is trolling nonetheless.

[nexventor 429]

This is all very pointless without vid's to prove it. How I am suppose to laugh? With my imagination? No thanks.

 

Medics you do a fine job keep it up. Please record your absolute murdering of said hunters for our enjoyment.

 

Medic Hunters, so far you are disappoint. I applaud your intent but you need to supply a vid's to back up your claims. 

Edited April 7, 2014 by NexVentor

[DropBearChick 1217]

Its funny how you completely forget the fact the TMW have snipers covering them when helping people

[sess130 50]

TMW (Trusted Medics of the Wasteland) have been around since the mod and have a great reputation for helpful service. They actually travel in teams and have the patients follow strict security measures to ensure their safety. Trust me, they have had this happen to them on multiple occasions and they will be prepared for your ambush.

[DropBearChick 1217]

Im one of there bodyguards, i know how you guys work, and trust me, your really bad shots, managed to take out your entire ambush team before you even spotted me

[Crazy_Spider 235]

    Pfft, you don't know the inside of these medic clans. I go both ways, I can be a bandit, I can also be a hero, depending on how the player greets me/shows up. For instance, earlier today, i was in Elektro on a 40 player. I found a guy, correct? We were inside of a house/building (Don't remember which one :/), and he was a fresh spawn with a pitchfork, cowboy hat, and a childs briefcase. Obviously anyone running around in Elektro on a 40 player is either new to the game, or they have a deathwish. So I ask him "Where'd you run from?" He says "I spawned in Kamyshovo". I then asked "So, how long have you pla *BANG* yed the game?" as I watched his dead body fall to the floor, I slowly felt proud of how quickly I could get a headshot on him so close. I would post my Hero story, as well, but it's too long, and my post is getting too long already. So anyway, goodbye LOL. 

 

ps* The LOL is just for that guy who said you can't end your sentence in "LOL" LOL,

[Crazy_Spider 235]

TMW (Trusted Medics of the Wasteland) have been around since the mod and have a great reputation for helpful service. They actually travel in teams and have the patients follow strict security measures to ensure their safety. Trust me, they have had this happen to them on multiple occasions and they will be prepared for your ambush.

   I really love those guys and their program, but honestly they can be tricked.

 

Im one of there bodyguards, i know how you guys work, and trust me, your really bad shots, managed to take out your entire ambush team before you even spotted me

   Again, I love TMW and they have helped me and my buddies many times (Shoutout to JayTrinity45 and MeleeMedic), but bandits like me (Sad to say it, but I'm kind of a bandit, unless they are unarmed :( ) know how you work, as well. We're not stupid. Bandits are smarter than you would think, and some aren't horrible shots, though I will agree that some suck ^^. I would never ambush one of you guys, but it can happen. Sometimes while you're helping me, I'm thinking of how easily I could kill the people with a team, just for fun whilst they are helping me. I will tell you how we could do this really quickly down below.

 

   First off, you get a sniper to watch your position, possibly two if your team is big enough. You have at least 3 guys with SKS's or M4's in a triangle around your position. You need to stand near some kind of cover or a house. After your sniper scopes out the area to spot the bodyguards and/or other players, you have him take the shot. Immediately he needs to back off, incase a bodyguard is sniping instead of keeping close watch. Right after he takes the shot, you also have to take cover ASAP. If you're not looking for stuff, you'd have the sniper shoot at his/her chest, as well. Basically after that sniper shot you have to wait for a while (15-20minutes) to make sure it's clear, after that, you leave and/or loot. I'm telling you this so you can be better prepared, I've ambushed many people before, though they weren't as friendly.

 

   Anyway, I'm off now, Cheers mate.

[Geckofrog7 1168]

Damn it, I was gone for a few days, and now the bastard is actually doing it?

 

Assembling troops. Once I've suited up some players, the brothers of chernarus will be at your command.

[hiberNative 13]

I love all the "will fuck you up", when in reality it will be a heavily breathing teen fighting 30 frames per second, mouse acceleration and bad hit detection (both sides).

The well has been poisoned.

[king_of_the_beans 92]

Like I said before everyone is welcome to there play style and there should be no reason to ruin it for you if you are having fun (you probably all with all of your LOL's) but you are giving up free medical assistance by people that wouldn't discriminate against you being a bandit (unless you happen to hunt medics), they would never kill you, and would risk our character in which we invested our time in so you can keep your character you invested your time in.

Edited April 7, 2014 by king_of_the_beans

[shaeg 136]

You might as well just post a thread that says,"Hey guise I'm 11 yrs old and have attention issues due to poor parenting"

[Macdeth 176]

classic dayz moment

me and a friend are in the treeline west of starry waiting for a medic and his armed escort to show up, you have to hand to those reddit boys, they don't make it easy. they keep the server secret right up until the final moment, even the medic doesn't know. But like all security systems there is a flaw, a chink in the armour and we found it, we put 2 guys in Reddit, one a medic the other a bodyguard LOL, and this time we were in the server before they were.

 

They work a good system mind you, credit where it's due. give the area a proper going over and position themselves very cleverly to maximize coverage, they use the server hopping/ghosting exploit quite well too, no doubt justifying it to themselves as a necessary safety measure.

 

Anyway, can't sit here yapping all day, the important point is 2 medics and 2 bodyguards shot dead bodies looted and many hearty LOLZ had by all concerned.

 

Toodle pip

[nexventor 429]

classic dayz moment

me and a friend are in the treeline west of starry waiting for a medic and his armed escort to show up, you have to hand to those reddit boys, they don't make it easy. they keep the server secret right up until the final moment, even the medic doesn't know. But like all security systems there is a flaw, a chink in the armour and we found it, we put 2 guys in Reddit, one a medic the other a bodyguard LOL, and this time we were in the server before they were.

 

They work a good system mind you, credit where it's due. give the area a proper going over and position themselves very cleverly to maximize coverage, they use the server hopping/ghosting exploit quite well too, no doubt justifying it to themselves as a necessary safety measure.

 

Anyway, can't sit here yapping all day, the important point is 2 medics and 2 bodyguards shot dead bodies looted and many hearty LOLZ had by all concerned.

 

Toodle pip

 

Where is the vid? Pointless without it. 

[BiGoDeViN (DayZ) 423]

classic dayz moment

me and a friend are in the treeline west of starry waiting for a medic and his armed escort to show up, you have to hand to those reddit boys, they don't make it easy. they keep the server secret right up until the final moment, even the medic doesn't know. But like all security systems there is a flaw, a chink in the armour and we found it, we put 2 guys in Reddit, one a medic the other a bodyguard LOL, and this time we were in the server before they were.

 

They work a good system mind you, credit where it's due. give the area a proper going over and position themselves very cleverly to maximize coverage, they use the server hopping/ghosting exploit quite well too, no doubt justifying it to themselves as a necessary safety measure.

 

Anyway, can't sit here yapping all day, the important point is 2 medics and 2 bodyguards shot dead bodies looted and many hearty LOLZ had by all concerned.

 

Toodle pip

 

Yeah, you talk up a good game but you don't post the proof.

[NagsterTheGangster 388]

It sounds like such a douchbag move to do but that DOES make things more interesting....

 

But like buddy said, you're probably already blacklisted...

[Thadius (DayZ) 40]

This guy isn't kidding, that's the fucked up part. Yesterday, some poor sap responded to a rescue. Not 20 minutes in he was flaired with a big orange AMBUSH. It's been happening more and more lately, I don't like it one bit.

 

I would suggest ignoring this thread altogether. Medics, bodyguards and sympathizers alike. All you are doing is making medics a target by every bored, morally bankrupt person in DayZ. Guys who have KoS'ed so much that even that is starting to lose its luster. So they look for alternative venues of... "entertainment". Especially when you say you will show up with a large, experienced and well equipped bodyguard force.

 

Also, by posting here you are all making it "a big deal" to manage to kill a medic group. Its becoming a badge of honor among the douchebag cabbage humper community. Attacks and ambushes will only increase as you feed the protein deficient malcontents in this thread.

 

Although, to be honest, after 8 pages, it might be to late and medic hunting is already becoming "a thing".

[ptk (DayZ) 178]

I would suggest ignoring this thread altogether. Medics, bodyguards and sympathizers alike. All you are doing is making medics a target by every bored, morally bankrupt person in DayZ. Guys who have KoS'ed so much that even that is starting to lose its luster. So they look for alternative venues of... "entertainment". Especially when you say you will show up with a large, experienced and well equipped bodyguard force.

 

Also, by posting here you are all making it "a big deal" to manage to kill a medic group. Its becoming a badge of honor among the douchebag cabbage humper community. Attacks and ambushes will only increase as you feed the protein deficient malcontents in this thread.

 

Although, to be honest, after 8 pages, it might be to late and medic hunting is already becoming "a thing".

I like what you said, but how do you know who is humping cabbage?

[Arct1ccz 2]

hunt down medics ... join the brotherhood? ... hmmm .... fuck that I'll hunt all of you :D

 

... anyone in Cherno? ehehe

[guppy22143 1081]

Yeah, you talk up a good game but you don't post the proof.

I saw the thread go up, he's telling the truth. "Medic shot, need assistance!" "Medics are deceased." Holy hell, people have done this before... but I haven't seen such aggressive attackers until now.

[thelonewarrior 886]

I think people should just ignore this thread

He hasn't killed any medics

He is trolling you

How do I know?

Because countless people have requested videos and all those requests haven't been even acknowledged let alone followed through

If these people can't prove it by now, they are lying

It's not hard and won't cost you anything to get a program to record

Maybe you guys should call in the CQF and then we will assist as well

Would like to see these do called bandits take on a 20-25 man CQF group as well as us

Edited April 11, 2014 by Regulator Lone Warrior