Too easy to be a survival game!

[BossFi 90]

Game is way too easy. Here are the tips to stay alive and get into the leaderboards

1) Spawn at balota and go to the airfield. Look in the hangers or tower and grab a decent gun. If you cant find a gun, server hop until till you do.

2) Camp in a corner and keep changing servers, you will soon spawn behind someone who has nice loot for the easy kill. Repeat at one of the towns for a change of scenary.

3) If someone fires at you disconnect to get away. If you know where the guy is, connect to different server and go to a location behind him, then reconnect to same server and kill him.

4) If your still struggling make yourself invisible, other players will only hear your footsteps.

5) If a player is too far away teleport to his location.

6) If your still struggling cause your a real noob get a wallhack that shows everyones location, tent location etc.

Doesnt get much easier than that! Enjoy!

/sarcasm off

[ZedsDeadBaby 2287]

Hey, thanks for the contribution to the forums. Good post with some interesting thoughts. Should spark a lively discussion with good points on both sides. Just the sort of discussion that will help the devs guide the development of the mod in the right direction. I hope to see more posts like this around here as the community matures a bit and holy shit go fuck yourself you ridiculous turd.

[Redshift 58]

So... your point is that cheating makes the game too easy? Wow who would have thought of that? Sadly there will always be cheaters in games, some people can't stand not having some type of unfair advantage. Game designers should try to make it difficult, should try to fix the exploits when they find them, and should update anti-hacking software as often as possible. But in the end you have to just shrug it off and learn to live with the fact that someone out there is cheating and there is nothing that can be done to put a stop to it.

[Cormac McCarthy 15]

^ what he said.

[Molten 0]

troll, 3/10.

Must try harder.

[KWilt 157]

Not sure if bad joke or people have no sense of humor...

[BossFi 90]

Hey' date=' thanks for the contribution to the forums. Good post with some interesting thoughts. Should spark a lively discussion with good points on both sides. Just the sort of discussion that will help the devs guide the development of the mod in the right direction. I hope to see more posts like this around here as the community matures a bit and holy shit go fuck yourself you ridiculous turd.

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Hmm ZedsDeadBaby is upset! Must be because I just made your exploits public??! Ban this guy!

[Cappy (DayZ) 6]

Hey' date=' thanks for the contribution to the forums. Good post with some interesting thoughts. Should spark a lively discussion with good points on both sides. Just the sort of discussion that will help the devs guide the development of the mod in the right direction. I hope to see more posts like this around here as the community matures a bit and holy shit go fuck yourself you ridiculous turd.

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And that my friend is how you do sarcasm

[NightRipper 284]

[KWilt 157]

Hey' date=' thanks for the contribution to the forums. Good post with some interesting thoughts. Should spark a lively discussion with good points on both sides. Just the sort of discussion that will help the devs guide the development of the mod in the right direction. I hope to see more posts like this around here as the community matures a bit and holy shit go fuck yourself you ridiculous turd.

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And that my friend is how you do sarcasm

Not really. The sarcasm with that specific form of post (the 'constructive contribution' lead in) has been pretty overused in the past few days. It's not all that funny or unexpected anymore, to be honest.

[Cappy (DayZ) 6]

Hey' date=' thanks for the contribution to the forums. Good post with some interesting thoughts. Should spark a lively discussion with good points on both sides. Just the sort of discussion that will help the devs guide the development of the mod in the right direction. I hope to see more posts like this around here as the community matures a bit and holy shit go fuck yourself you ridiculous turd.

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And that my friend is how you do sarcasm

Not really. The sarcasm with that specific form of post (the 'constructive contribution' lead in) has been pretty overused in the past few days. It's not all that funny or unexpected anymore, to be honest.

Was more in reference to the OP's use of sarcasm, which was blunt and witless, whereas this is a bit more of a constructive use of sarcasm

P.s I find the over use of, 'to be honest'(are you mainly dishonest?) and 'in my opinion' far more annoying

[KWilt 157]

P.s I find the over use of' date=' 'to be honest'(are you mainly dishonest?) and 'in my opinion' far more annoying

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In my opinion, it's a personality quirk of mine, to be honest. Honestly, I'm not that dishonest, in my opinion. As a matter of fact, in my honest opinion, I honestly don't mean to come off as annoying at all, to be honest. That's just my opinion, though, to be honest.

In all seriousness, I don't even notice. I think years of trained writing have caused me to implant fluff text to make sentences longer than they actually are, simply to make that 4-page paper just barely make the mark of 7 pages.

[UbiquitousBadGuy 846]

Joke topic. Meant to incite, flame, provoke. No discussion value.

Closed.