Dayz and RL impact, my top 10

[lotus503 42]

1. I no longer eat baked beans or tuna.

2. I often use “Roger” or “Copy” in work meetings now.

I describe Coworkers as friendlies and hostiles

My office has a great window with a view I find myself looking out at the people, calling out their position and what they are wearing, previously this was only of it was a hot girl, now its all the time.

I often wonder if I should store some of my own blood “Just in case”

When the kids don’t eat all their dinner and ask for dessert I think about force feeding them rotten fruit.

Was having relations with wife, she finished first and asked me how I wanted it, I said go prone.

Every time I go into a room in my house I wait 300 seconds before going into another room.

I broke my leg two months ago , Now I am hooked on Morphine.

I drank a little disinfectant just to see what would happen.

Edited March 21, 2014 by lotus503

[Irish. 4886]

In the mods.. I could not hear a helicopter fly over IRL without instinctually wanting to duck for cover. LOL :P

[mccancey 0]

While playing the Mod a lot, i found myself seeing a red Landrover on my way to work and thinking that i should take a look at its gear, becaus if it has an M4A1 SD with ammo, it must be the one i left at the airfield...

[The_Monk 320]

Check available exits when entering a room.

 

Helicopters flying over brings thoughts of needing cover.

[xbatmanx 10]

When i look out a window i expect to be shot and i carry a stick and a rag wherever i go.

When i wake up first thing i do is tear a shirt into pieces and throw out a flashlight and a 9 volt.

I need help......

[Weedz 1105]

In the mods.. I could not hear a helicopter fly over IRL without instinctually wanting to duck for cover. LOL :P

Lol I did exactly that too. Or I would hear someone hunting out behind my house and be like "Oh shit bandits!"

[teeasy 5]

saw a rotten apple on the streets today thought"not worth picking it up"  :)

[Trigger Hippy 176]

I keep trying to hoard the first aid kits at work.

[Gekkonidae 270]

Hilarious.

 

 

 

7.  Was having relations with wife, she finished first and asked me how I wanted it, I said go prone.

 

 

I will try this and report back with details.

[Trigger Hippy 176]

Hilarious.

 

 

I will try this and report back with details.

 

While you're  at it, try 'relations rodeo'. Call her by her sister's/mother's name and see how long you can stay on.

[Scotch Bingeington 18]

I often look at people with backpacks and think to myself "There's no way that shit has 25 slots"
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