Surprise gone wrong

[Frothyboot18 46]

So i played hc today, couldnt find any full servers so i just joined a half filled server... Spawned in and went to elektro.... I looted the 2 firestations first since i always go through sniper hill first to check for snipers... As i went to the hospital, i heard people speaking in russian, i followede the sound and figured they were in the police station... It sounded like there was only two of them but i couldnt understand russian so i wasnt sure...As i peak the stairs, i see a dead fresh spawn at the stairs by the cell, so i figured these were bandits, i took out my axe then i heard toons eating and drinking!! The axe gods has been gracious, i figured i can kill them before they get their weapons out.... I run up the stairs with my axe shouting on direct chat "suprise bitches" then i stop, there was like 4 or 5 of them in the corridor of the second floor, i guess i caught them by surprise coz one of them starts shouting friendly on direct chat.... I shout friendly too hahaha but i guess they understand enough english coz they sarted taking out their guns while laughing and saying friendly on direct chat.... One takes out a crow bar and hits me and i just started running hahaha i didnt even look back

[Irish. 4886]

:facepalm:

[SmashT 10907]

Post has been edited and the inappropriate content removed.

[makomachine 263]

<Insert gif: Steve Martin saying someone should have a point to their story....blah blah...>

[Forrelist 236]

What was the original thread name ? something that rhymes with the words 'Grape' , 'Tape' , 'Ape' and 'drape'?

[guppy22143 1081]

That was... Such a failure...

You neva EVA get into the shit without a gun. NEVA.

[onkel (DayZ) 5]

I dont even understand the thread as a whole

[Frothyboot18 46]

I just watched "vikings" and i figured i would go skyrim on them.... It was very funny

The thread is the product of not being able to play atm due to desync