Zombie problems? why not turn them to your advantage

[MrMike_1981 17]

Hello do you have Zombie problems? 

Are you tired of bandaging and getting attacked by 5 more Zombies as your bandaging?

Are you tired of running a 1k run with 8-10 zeds trailing behind you????? 

 

 

Now why not have fun with it.

Goto BNN airfield, wait til you see someone...run out and let that person shoot at you (dont get shot of course) and then let all the local Zombies do the work for you..

 

Done.

[res 373]

And what if the local zombies help him instead of you?

 

Even if you go quiet, zombies have psychic powers and will chase you instead of anyone else they see after you, making you an easier target to spot.

[leefriendfield 438]

Why do you run an 8k with zombies on you when there's trees just up that hill?

[AlphaDogMeat . 493]

Heh.  I ran a train of 4 into an AFK newspawn on the beach near Solnichny last night, whilst I made my getaway...

[Demonica 311]

That, my dear, was indeed one of the more evil things I have read. An afk new spawn. How could you!!! You Murdererererer of widdle Bambis...

 

I felt bad when I took the splitting axe, backpack and jacket of an afk'ler down at the ship th other day. I let him live though, so he could savor his misery :D

[AlphaDogMeat . 493]

That, my dear, was indeed one of the more evil things I have read. An afk new spawn. How could you!!! You Murdererererer of widdle Bambis...

I felt bad when I took the splitting axe, backpack and jacket of an afk'ler down at the ship th other day. I let him live though, so he could savor his misery :D

It was pretty murderingest in a post-apocalyptic/Benny Hill way. Humming Yakkety Sax while it happened eased my conscience somewhat...

[Highlander007 249]

Brilliant, cunning

[Jex 1104]

You're only allowed to have a train of zombies following you if you're playing the benny hill music over local

 

[Demonica 311]

I still can't believe that people remember Benny Hill. Heck, my mom used to watch it. In Germany. When I was maybe six or eoght years old, FFS. I have to call upon wikipedia, but I think he died quite a while back, didn't he?

 

Here, have some Billy-Beans for that :beans:

 

Fiddlesticks, here I go derailing threads again. But Zombies. And afk players. And such much. Yes.