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Hoff Suppressant

She touched my peppy Steve.

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How can you rate something you didn't watch?

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What did I just watch?

 

"She touched my peppy" is a coming of age story about 3 country boys traveling across a barren wasteland, the trials they endure, and the bonds they make along the way. The story begins with our protagonist "Hoff Suppressant", exploring his own body in an amusing fashion. Shortly after, there's a montage of running, dancing, and getting in touch with each boys "inner retard". At first, I questioned the directors choice to include product placement of "Tims Place", but after visiting Tim's myself and being overwhelmed by the warmth of his free hugs, I now understand that the director was not selling out... he was planting a seed of enlightenment in his audience. 

 

Also included: A verbal bug tracker submission, and a lesson in Zombie anatomy.

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Priceless!! So who is number 4 then eh? ;) 

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