Idiotic Bandits - if you shoot, make sure it counts.

[jord210 10]

So, I'm sneaking around Balota in a 30 player server, hoping to find a dead body or two as I suspect all the loot is gone. Find a body with a pair of handcuffs,  some food :beans:  and a magnum in the prison. As I step out the prison 3-4 Mosin shots ring out and hit the building. I've got some nice headphones so I realize its from the north, and of course, where else better can a bandit snipe from? 

 

Cherno Apartments.

I rush into the woods north uphill and come across the first set of buildings, where I see the idiot's bipod sticking over the roof (bandits are becoming dumber and dumber I swear.) I climb to the top of the building, and for some miracle he didn't hear a thing, even after clattering up the stairs and ladders to get to the top.

 

So there he is, laying in prone, scoping out Balota for fresh spawns. I knock him out *cue verbal abuse and how much of a 'cu&%' I am* in 2 punches to the face, steal his mosin, all his gear (TssKO stuff, loads of attachments and nice gear) handcuff him and start questioning him on how its funny to kill new spawns.

With the sun just peaking over the tree's, (this is a permanent 8:00AM server) he was on his knee's saying how sorry he was. I was having nothing and executed him with a shot to the head from my magnum. (when he died he went on with saying how my mother is a prostitute.)

 

    20 mins later I was ambushed by a group of bandits in Cherno and lost everything. 

 

But still, prime example of if you're going to shoot someone, make sure it counts.  :)

[savini 587]

I had a guy corner me in the firestation at Elektro. All I had was an axe, and this guy was toting an SKS. I told him I just wanted to leave, and as I head downstairs to make a break for it he comes around the corner, SKS at the ready.

 

I bull rushed the guy and he started taking shots at me. I'm still surprised by how he missed. Long story short, I take him out and strip his gear.

 

The long story - http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/180160-sks-vs-fireaxe-oryoull-never-take-me-alive/

Plus the video.

Edited March 16, 2014 by Rhodes

[enforcer1975 1111]

Don't call those cowards bandits...real bandit roleplayers who at least attempt to rob you and leave you be ( more or less in once piece ) have more balls than murderers and KoSers shooting people from those spots.

[antonioajc 500]

I had a guy corner me in the firestation at Elektro. All I had was an axe, and this guy was toting an SKS. I told him I just wanted to leave, and as I head downstairs to make a break for it he comes around the corner, SKS at the ready.

 

I bull rushed the guy and he started taking shots at me. I'm still surprised by how he missed. Long story short, I take him out and strip his gear.

 

The long story - http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/180160-sks-vs-fireaxe-oryoull-never-take-me-alive/

Plus the video.

Wow, the video's a great plus to that.  :beans:

[jord210 10]

Don't call those cowards bandits...real bandit roleplayers who at least attempt to rob you and leave you be ( more or less in once piece ) have more balls than murderers and KoSers shooting people from those spots.

Agreed. I would rather be robbed of everything than killed.

[paisius77 36]

Nice video!

[CLZ 0]

I spawned today only to find a "Bamdit" sniper camping on the roof of the fire station at NW airport. Luckily, I spawned right above him (on top of the tower). Shot him with my M4, got a brand new mosin. Lol. Guess Imma gonna start camping from now on.

 

This unlucky guy is the second person I met in this game, and counts for my first kill lol. Bambi > Bandit

Edited March 16, 2014 by CLZ

[Phalanx102 59]

I can't stand campers/KoSers like that personally, but I entirely understand the sentiment and actions they take. If I were CLZ I might have cuffed him first, but other than that I can't really condemn killing anyone with a gun on sight.

 

My best story is the time when I was in the AC tower at NWAF, second time ever spawning into the game and I had just gotten a fire axe, I run to the top of the tower and lo and behold there's a guy prone on the ground with his M4 in his hands, so I promptly begin swinging away at his head, with no question as to why the hell he was proned out like that. I kill him, grab the gun, and hear the tinkling of breaking glass as a bullet flies through the window and into my head. Good times ;)

[CLZ 0]

I can't stand campers/KoSers like that personally, but I entirely understand the sentiment and actions they take. If I were CLZ I might have cuffed him first, but other than that I can't really condemn killing anyone with a gun on sight.

 

My best story is the time when I was in the AC tower at NWAF, second time ever spawning into the game and I had just gotten a fire axe, I run to the top of the tower and lo and behold there's a guy prone on the ground with his M4 in his hands, so I promptly begin swinging away at his head, with no question as to why the hell he was proned out like that. I kill him, grab the gun, and hear the tinkling of breaking glass as a bullet flies through the window and into my head. Good times ;)I didn

I didnt have handcuffs. Plus the guys was spinning around and checking every horizental angle. He just didnt expect someone spawning above him. I was lucky, he was not.  :P Lesson learned for him :always take the highest ground.

[gibonez 3633]

I thought there was a section for these stories do they don't clutter the main forum.

[TheWanderingMan 170]

^Is it cluttered now? NO

 

'make me a mod please'