My Most Exhilarating DayZ Experience Yet (long post)

[blunce 991]

What's up everyone,

 

          So my story starts off with my buddy hitting me up on steam. He says he's at the North East shipwreck with broken legs & needs my help. So I immediately log in & join his server which is high pop (38/40). Luckily I was already near the shipwreck at the Lumber Mill just outside Berenzino. I spawn & start jogging over to the shipwreck. I'm hydrated, hunger is neutral, & I'm barely armed with a chambered .45 & a magnum with no rounds. I make it there in roughly 5 minutes. As I enter the ship I ask my friend "Where are you? What side of the ship are you on?". He says he's on the stern of the ship (the back). So I start slowly making my way up with my chambered .45 drawn -- checking each & every hallway & corner as carefully & patiently as I can & I eventually make it to the topside of the ship where my buddy is located which was right on the edge of the deck where the ship splits in half.

          Immediately as we regroup we see a fully geared player outside of the ship, passing the shipping containers, making his way uphill towards the NEAF. My buddy foolishly enough, decides it would be a good idea to grab his attention & starts shouting at him (horrible idea). The geared player hears him & observes the area for a moment, then starts heading back downhill towards the ship. At this point I'm telling my friend he's a dumbass & should've just stayed quiet. Now we're both watching the geared player progress towards the entrance of the ship, & he takes cover behind a small rock formation just outside near the shipping containers. At this point there's no turning back so my buddy is now being an instigator & trash talking while he's prone behind a railing with broken legs (bear in mind he's always unarmed & defenseless as I'm the only one with a gun). I can see this geared players ballistic helmet just barely sticking out of the rock formation. I take a few seconds to steady my shot & fire a round. The round hits the rock no more than a few inches from his head. I tell my buddy "Keep your eyes on him. Keep distracting him -- Grab his attention" as I move postions & chamber another round. The geared player starts firing his M4 in bursts in the direction of where I had just fired the first shot. Now I've moved, got another round chambered, & raise my .45 towards the geared player again. I steady the shot for a moment, fire, the round again, misses by inches. I repeat this scenario another 2 or 3 times (move positions, chamber round, fire, repeat).

          Now after missing my 4th or 5th shot, while I'm changing positions, the geared player moves from the rock towards the ship & my buddy starts telling me "He's inside! He's inside!". Now at this point I've lost sight of him so I say to my buddy "Look, he's going to kill you regardless. Put your hands up & tell him you surrender & that you're unarmed. Grab his attention & lead him towards you". My buddy complys & does exactly that while I move to the rearest point of the ship behind cover. After a few minutes I see him reach topside & he's sweeping the area, heading in my direction. I say to my buddy "Motherfucker, you need to lead this dude to you right fucking now! He's up here right near me! He's gonna fucking kill me!". My adrenalines pumping, heart racing, palms sweatings, as my buddy starts shouting "Yo dude I'm over here! I surrender, I'm right where the ship splits in half!" The geared player is literally no more than 5 feet from me & I've pretty much accepted death at this point. As he was just about to turn the corner to where I was, he hears my buddy shouting, & starts heading away from the rear of the ship. They start conversing & I can tell that the geared player is skeptical. He's facing towards the split of the ship with his back facing me.

          With sweat dripping down my face, I raise my .45 towards his back. I need to make this one fucking shot count so I wait for the perfect moment. He's very still, with his back turned towards me. I fire & the round misses inches to his right (holy fuck the FXN45 is so inaccurate). Now I'm shitting bricks as I sweep to the right & go prone. The geared player does a full 360 observing his surroundings & has no idea where the shot came from. He's communicating back & forth with my buddy saying "There's a sniper somewhere!" (lol). A couple seconds pass & since he's yet to see me, the geared player starts making his way towards my friend. I chamber another round as he's crouched moving very slowly, still with his back turned to me as I'm still at the rearest point of the ship. This dude is paranoid as fuck right now. I come out from behind cover right behind him & close in on him. I stop, crouched, closest I've ever been at this point, raise my .45, & fire. THE SHOT FUCKING MISSES TO HIS RIGHT! Now I dip to my left as he's turning around & I swiftly get behind cover & I can't believe he still hasn't see me! He observes his surroundings, sees no one & starts moving again. He now has my friend with the broken legs in his sight, & he closes in on him with his M4 raised as my buddy stands there helplessly with his hands in the air.

          I chamber yet another .45 round & peak around the corner of my cover. The geared player is talking to my friend saying "Someone is shooting at us, I don't know where he is". I see them both on the ground side-by-side & as they're communicating, I raise my .45, fire the round, & the round misses (go figure). Now I can't get back behind cover quick enough & he finally sees me. He starts saying to me "Don't kill us! Don't shoot!" & I'm thinking "Fuck that noise". So I chamber a round, peak out, fire, & miss (FUCKING FUCK!!). Now the gunfight really ensues. I chamber a round again as I start taking the aggressive approach & stop trying to be so stealthy & quiet. Now this guy has his M4 trained on my position. I peak out for a second trying to make him waste rounds. He fires at me & hits me in the chest, but thankfully I have on an assult vest so I don't start bleeding. My screen is fuzzy & grey as I keep moving, keep chambering rounds, keep firing, & keep missing. So I sweep around the left, trying to flank, & I change positions. The only thing keeping us seperated now is a small platform. I go into my inventroy to try to chamber a round, & as I'm doing so, M4 rounds start wizzing by & one strikes me in the head ("You are dead"). Once the geared player realizes I'm down for the count, he walks over to my buddy & puts a bullet in his head as well.

          The story doesn't quite end there.

I immediatly respawn, & lucky enough I spawn back at the Lumber Mill & I sprint towards the shipwreck again. It takes me about 5 minutes to get back & I immediately enter & head up towards where I head just been killed. About 2 floors up, just before I reach topside, I'm greeted by the same geared player. I raise my hands & I say to him "Woah woah man I don't want any trouble. I'm a fresh spawn I'm just looking for some food. Would you be able to spare any?" So he provides me with some powdered milk & mentions to me "Hey I just killed a guy that was trying to kill me. You can have his loot." & I respond with "Oh, really? Cool man, thank you!" (lolololololololol). So he leads me up to my own body & says "Here, you can have whatever is on him. Can you just show me how to get out of here? I'm lost". I say "Yeah sure man I'm just gonna loot this body then i'll show you". While he's carelessly standing right next to me with his M4 on his back, I quickly stand up, raise my fists, & knock this dude unconcious in 3 punches before he could even react. He falls face first on the ground unconscious. He doesn't say anything. He's probably asking himself how he could be so stupid. I remove his M4 from his back, & unload every single round he had left in his clip into his back & he's dead. In doing so, I ruin every single bit of loot the he has on his person & don't think twice about it. Because all the loot in the world will never be as good as that sweet, sweet revenge.

 

Thank you for reading.

Thank you for letting me share.

 

-blunce

Edited March 13, 2014 by blunce

[Danlow 63]

Just shows what kind of player you are. A really bad one. By the looks of it, he didn't seem like a bandit or a hostile person (remember you took the first shot) and he killed you fair and square. 

 

Then he's being kind and lets you take all the loot (your old loot) but instead you betray him. That's not revenge, that's pussy behaviour. 

 

edit: I've dealt with your kind many times (although I don't think you have had too much combat experience in dayZ considering how often you missed that guy)

 

I'll post some screenshots when I get home to show you how it went for them.

 

Hope to see you around. :)

Edited March 13, 2014 by Danlow

[LaughingJack (DayZ) 767]

What Danlow said.

 

And:

 

For Words sake, Paragraphs, use them. That wall of text is hard to read

[blunce 991]

Just shows what kind of player you are. A really bad one. By the looks of it, he didn't seem like a bandit or a hostile person (remember you took the first shot) and he killed you fair and square. 

 

Then he's being kind and lets you take all the loot (your old loot) but instead you betray him. That's not revenge, that's pussy behaviour. 

1.) Yes I took the first shot. I paid $30 for this game just like everyone else & i'll play it in whatever style I please. I have every right to shoot in the face whoever I want. Friendly or not.

2.) It's his mistake for being kind. In the cold, harsh, post-apocolyptic world of Chernaraus, you should trust no one.

3.) Consider me a bandit.

[blunce 991]

What Danlow said.

 

And:

 

For Words sake, Paragraphs, use them. That wall of text is hard to read

I lol'd

[Bearserk 57]

Wall of text has awoken!

[LaughingJack (DayZ) 767]

1. Everyone has the right to play however he wants. But if you tell your story here, you gotta live with the fact, that you hear opinions about it and your behavior.

Well if you want to share a story, make it so that people will read it. I doubt, that a lot of people will read that wall of text...so no sharing, point missed.

Don't use the term "bandit". A bandit would have tried to rob and not only murder.

Edited March 13, 2014 by LaughingJack

[pillock 850]

Quite an entertaining story. I enjoyed it.

 

I believe your playstyle can be accurately describes as "Complete Bastard".

[blunce 991]

What Danlow said.

 

And:

 

For Words sake, Paragraphs, use them. That wall of text is hard to read

Fixed.

[Forrelist 236]

China called, it wants its wall back!

[makomachine 263]

Seems to me we got to hear Satan's side of the story of being cast down to hell. May you break your legs on the far side of nowhere! :)

[blunce 991]

Seems to me we got to hear Satan's side of the story of being cast down to hell. May you break your legs on the far side of nowhere! :)

Bruh .. This is a video game

[makomachine 263]

Bruh .. This is a video game

No this is a forum about a video game. See smiley. (But is still hope he breaks his legs on the far side of the map)

[twinturbonet (DayZ) 294]

...and this is why I KOS.

Edited March 13, 2014 by twinturbonet

[blunce 991]

...and this is why I KOS.

& you have every right to do so. I'm not going to tell you how to play your video game

[Danlow 63]

1.) Yes I took the first shot. I paid $30 for this game just like everyone else & i'll play it in whatever style I please. I have every right to shoot in the face whoever I want. Friendly or not.

2.) It's his mistake for being kind. In the cold, harsh, post-apocolyptic world of Chernaraus, you should trust no one.

3.) Consider me a bandit.

1. Everyone can play as they want, but that doesn't make you less of an idiot. :)

2. You should not trust everyone. Doing what you did is an act of cowardness. Atleast those who wanted their revenge on me ran in with their axes on full speed, or regained power and try to take me out in another way.

3. You are not a bandit. The art of banditry is being able to rob someone without killing. That requires skill, tactic and planning, when, how and where to strike. Stalk your pray until it's vulnerable. That is being a bandit! What you are is just a douchebag. I'm sorry.

Edited March 13, 2014 by Danlow

[muddyraccoon 176]

Well, the geared guy did go into the ship and did get lost inside said ship.  I think that speaks volumes.  I would have punched him out too.  Don't listen to the whiners Blunce.  I feel like if most people have their way we'll all be holding hands, skipping down the coastal road to Elektro singing Pharrel's "Happy."

 

But also, make no mistake, you're a dick for doing what you did.  It just doesn't matter because PLAY HOW YOU WANT!

[Danlow 63]

I'll post some screenshots when I get home to show you how it went for them.

 

Well, since I promised, would be wrong not to. Here we have all kinds of people lying. From those who call themselvs "bandits" (but they ain't) to revenge seekers and fake freshspawn scouts and spies. So much for being nice and trying to offer a can opener. To my luck, most of this people are probably _not_ coming from Arma and their tactics and way of combat in DayZ was way off. (Yes, this was a clan) (more bodies outside aswell, also a dead sniper on hospital roof)

 

 

 

Edited March 13, 2014 by Danlow

[pacific_coast 632]

Well, since I promised, would be wrong not to. Here we have all kinds of people lying. From those who call themselvs "bandits" (but they ain't) to revenge seekers and fake freshspawn scouts and spies. So much for being nice and trying to offer a can opener. To my luck, most of this people are probably _not_ coming from Arma and their tactics and way of combat in DayZ was way off. (Yes, this was a clan)

 

 

 

lolololololololololololololololol x infinity

the 2/3/4+ man "clans" i have wasted solo... endless and so much win and glory.

 

those days running arma2 ace mod missions have served us well hehehehehehehe

[execpro22 128]

I'm not gonna say anything about your playstyle as I beleive everyone has the right to play how they want, but for the love of all that is holy please learn how to aim!

 

 

If this story is even half as true as you say it is then you really need to do some fire practice on some zombies or something....

Edited March 13, 2014 by execpro22

[ChiefMasterKush 321]

Did not read wall.  Did read comments.

 

What I gather is that someone wandered into the ghost ship, got lost (not surprising it's not a good place to be) and we have another ghost wandering the ship.

 

This is why I avoid this ship.  Except to record the happenings of when my friends decide to check things out.. http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/178242-the-titanic-jump/

[blunce 991]

1. Everyone can play as they want, but that doesn't make you less of an idiot. :)

2. You should not trust everyone. Doing what you did is an act of cowardness. Atleast those who wanted their revenge on me ran in with their axes on full speed, or regained power and try to take me out in another way.

3. You are not a bandit. The art of banditry is being able to rob someone without killing. That requires skill, tactic and planning, when, how and where to strike. Stalk your pray until it's vulnerable. That is being a bandit! What you are is just a douchebag. I'm sorry.

Danlow, your arguement is not constructive by any means. If your way of communicating with those you disagree with is a method of name-calling & vulgarity, then you my friend, are the idiot in the most literal sense. As to how my behaviour was "an act of cowardness" in a pre-beta video game where morality isn't even a factor of my actions is beyond me. Also, I'm new to the DayZ community. Excuse me if I use incorrect terminology such as "bandit". Trying to insult someone with such a miniscule amount of intelligence & pride such as yourself by the use of nothing but profanity is absolutely asanine & therefore, I will not stoop down to your level to do so. You have my beans because god bless your simple-minded soul you need them now more than ever than any point in your life.

[Danlow 63]

Danlow, your arguement is not constructive by any means. If your way of communicating with those you disagree with is a method of name-calling & vulgarity, then you my friend, are the idiot in the most literal sense. As to how my behaviour was "an act of cowardness" in a pre-beta video game where morality isn't even a factor of my actions is beyond me. Also, I'm new to the DayZ community. Excuse me if I use incorrect terminology such as "bandit". Trying to insult someone with such a miniscule amount of intelligence & pride such as yourself by the use of nothing but profanity is absolutely asanine & therefore, I will not stoop down to your level to do so. You have my beans because god bless your simple-minded soul you need them now more than ever than any point in your life.

It's not an argument. It's an opinion. Did I ever tell you not to play as you are? I'm just saying what I think about it, not more, not less. Yes, I know that you are new to dayZ, wasn't hard to figure that out. Insults and profanity? I used some words that can hardly be called profanity and if you can't take those words, you won't make it through life. So it is.

 

English is not my first language so if anything what I wrote appeared like something else than what it seemed, then so be it. But let me say again, my opinion, not an argument, just my opinion of your story and your playstyle. You posted your little story here and I said what I thought about it. Simple. Or do you want me to lie and say that your story was good?

 

Your cocky approach and replies later on was like asking for bad words. Don't start a fire and then cry when you burn yourself.

 

Grow a pair and stop crying for words like "cowardness" and "douchebag" or life will not be kind to you.

 

Have a good day.

Edited March 13, 2014 by Danlow

[ChiefMasterKush 321]

Gentleman argument?

[amiasfree 262]

Baddy with bad aim gets 'revenge' on a player investigating voices that were cussing him out, possibly fibbing to seem 'cool'.

 

Cool story bro.

 

Rify is one of my fav haunts as a freshspawn. Found an SKS and two shotguns in the command... post thingy, and a body down below where someone fell off through the railing. 

Edited March 13, 2014 by Amias Free