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I chuckled. :D

 

My second tip: join me in my isolated deer stand.

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Valuable life lessons can always be learned from Monty Python. 

First lesson: Monty Python is the best and anyone who says otherwise should be slapped with a trout.

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My second tip: join me in my isolated deer stand.

 

 

PS Please send me some food and water. I'm starving to death up here.

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I chuckled. :D

 

My second tip: join me in my isolated deer stand.

You're breaking the rules!!! Now we know where you are!

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Valuable lesson indeed. Here have my last can o'beanz

 

:beans:

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Now we know where you are!

 

Maybe... maybe not. That's a helluva large territory to carpet bomb.

 

Valuable lesson indeed. Here have my last can o'beanz

 

:beans:

 

Thank you, kind sir. Did I mention that I need a can opener as well?

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Maybe... maybe not. That's a helluva large territory to carpet bomb.

 

 

 

*Nuclear launch initiated*

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Sorry. I moved since my last post.

Nice try.

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