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Since climbing seems to kill me more than anything:

In Chernarus, stair masters you!

Ladder dayz saints

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I'm not clever enough for that :c

But I will say:

DayZ isn't a game. It's an online non-multiple choice abstract BDSM role testing device!

If the male/female ratio of players were higher, I might even go so far as to call it a fetish dating service.

Then again.....Youtube vids of people playing give me the impression that gender isn't a factor.

>.>

 

o snapz

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Since climbing seems to kill me more than anything:

In Chernarus, stair masters you!

Ladder dayz saints

Slightly off topic, but it just occurred to me; if they re-code the zombies and allow them to climb stairs and ladders, there'd be no zombies in like, 10 minutes after the server reset.

"Stairs vs Zombies; We're just innocent bystanders" the game!

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mamasaid2kos

Edited by pacific_coast

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#deanrocketblastingoff

 

lQK1Fg6.jpg

that was my first "oh, that'll be a meme" thought when dean bailed on dayz; again.

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that was my first "oh, that'll be a meme" thought when dean bailed on dayz; again.

 

lulz

 

Paint.net for the win!

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#momoneylessdevelopment

 

#fundamentallyflawed

 

#ultimatemmoexperience

 

#BISwillgetitdone

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Sir Vybor     (see what i did there?  B) )

 

first post....hey forum :rolleyes:

:beans: :beans: :beans:

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beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beanz beans littledick beanz beanz beanz

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Apocalypse Fashion Simulator 2014

 

Bulimia Simulator 2014 (in reference to the old days when you could eat and eat then puke with no warning)

 

Call of Frustration

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My only joke involves terrible grammar D:

Beanz 4 DayZ

hah? terrible? I know it is. Now stfu and go back to torturing unarmed players, you psychotic shit.

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Now stfu and go back to torturing unarmed players, you psychotic shit.

That's a good title right there.

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Being swallowed by a rock and vomited 20 meters up into the air with 60 Kg of loot on Simulator 2014.

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Where The Fuck Are All The Can Openers? 2014

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Thinking of future movie tie-in's....

 

Beanz of The Dead

Dirty Rotten Kiwis

Crouching Bambi, Hidden Sniper

North by North West Air Field

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