StayAlive (DayZ) 169 Posted February 19, 2014 Actions: Dean can on occasion spawn a giant fist that squash any hackersActions: Screaming in VOIP will put you in a pillory and thrown rotten fruit atActions: Turbo running will sometimes rip your legs straight offActions: Killing an unarmed person will make your gun turn on youAnimations: You can now do sarcastic clapAnimations: This is my boomstick poseAnimations: Fake death poseAnimations: I thought you loved me poseEnvironment: Added Justin Beieber banners at Elektro/Cherno sniping spotsEnvironment: Gravestone with writings of how you diedEnvironment: Zombies can explode when provokedMap: Graveyard outside every major cityMap: Zombie brothel addedMedical: Eating to much food will make you have to roll to move aroundWeather: Pills can on occasion drop from the sky Fixed: No more clutching 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cywehner1234 582 Posted February 19, 2014 Best update ever. (Yes i know this is a troll thread) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Depth 167 Posted February 19, 2014 I am a fan of all of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathlove 2286 Posted February 19, 2014 This was amusing to read. XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StayAlive (DayZ) 169 Posted February 19, 2014 Best update ever. (Yes i know this is a troll thread) Thank you good sir! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeatHTaX 1217 Posted February 19, 2014 Actions: Turbo running will sometimes rip your legs straight off As sarcastic and unproductive as I know this thread is, this made me laugh. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snugge 3 Posted February 19, 2014 Actions: Dean can on occasion spawn a giant fist that squash any hackersActions: Screaming in VOIP will put you in a pillory and thrown rotten fruit atActions: Turbo running will sometimes rip your legs straight offActions: Killing an unarmed person will make your gun turn on youAnimations: You can now do sarcastic clapAnimations: This is my boomstick poseAnimations: Fake death poseAnimations: I thought you loved me poseEnvironment: Added Justin Beieber banners at Elektro/Cherno sniping spotsEnvironment: Gravestone with writings of how you diedEnvironment: Zombies can explode when provokedMap: Graveyard outside every major cityMap: Zombie brothel addedMedical: Eating to much food will make you have to roll to move aroundWeather: Pills can on occasion drop from the sky Fixed: No more clutching Seems legit!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pacific_coast 632 Posted February 19, 2014 BEIBER TOUR SHIRTSCHERNARUS 2014 i like it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weparo 613 Posted February 19, 2014 probably yard anyways :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryzoh 44 Posted February 19, 2014 we might have to starting banning a few people in forums jk good update :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deebz1234 243 Posted February 19, 2014 (edited) Approved, however Actions: Killing an unarmed person will make your gun turn on youFIXEDActions: Killing an unarmed person makes no difference as there is nothing wrong with that you fucking pansy Edited February 19, 2014 by deebz1234 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeatHTaX 1217 Posted February 19, 2014 Approved, however Actions: Killing an unarmed person will make your gun turn on youFIXEDActions: Killing an unarmed person makes no difference as there is nothing wrong with that you fucking pansy not if you believe in some sort of fairy tale "code of honor" in game lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drayson 158 Posted February 19, 2014 Did both of you read that post, realize the rest of it was all intended in good humor, pick out that one line and decide I DON'T AGREE WITH THIS! HE ISN'T JOKING ABOUT THIS! BETTER ATTACK THIS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drayson 158 Posted February 19, 2014 As a side note, would be pretty interesting to have an animation faking a death. I.E you fall over like you were shot to death and play dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabaka (DayZ) 70 Posted February 19, 2014 You should add Modes: Play as zombie. You are required to remain within small area around spawn point unless there is a player within X meters, at which time you may run and melee. You may also make screaming noises over the mic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deebz1234 243 Posted February 19, 2014 yes I was speaking in jest. calm the fuck down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StayAlive (DayZ) 169 Posted February 19, 2014 (edited) As a side note, would be pretty interesting to have an animation faking a death. I.E you fall over like you were shot to death and play dead. Kind of like this: :D Edited February 19, 2014 by StayAlive 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygamer1 176 Posted February 19, 2014 Fix- Loot in tents are now working correctly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mdogg2005 447 Posted February 19, 2014 When can we expect it in experimental? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mdogg2005 447 Posted February 19, 2014 Kind of like this: :Dlmao that video. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mdogg2005 447 Posted February 19, 2014 As a side note, would be pretty interesting to have an animation faking a death. I.E you fall over like you were shot to death and play dead.Right because people don't shoot you again when you lay on the ground to "confirm the kill", right? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StayAlive (DayZ) 169 Posted February 19, 2014 (edited) When can we expect it in experimental? Good question! I'll twitter Dean about that;) Edited February 19, 2014 by StayAlive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
