Apocrypha8 54 Posted February 19, 2014 I wish my story ended sweeter, but it's still epic.So I got DayZ'd and lost all my stuff, fresh spawn. Spawned in berezino* on a full server, was thinking there has to be players around. Was gonna suicide but i decided to run for the construction building looking for an act of god(M4A1). I decided to look behind me and sure enough a dude with a mosin was running up on me. I turned around and waved to him, he drew his gun. I patronized him, saying: "Youre cool, killing fresh spawns" "Is that all you do, kill bambis?" "you must be great at this game" " Don't worry, I won't Mike Tyson you"*put my hands behind my head*.His buddy comes by and I say: "ohai". No response so far. They put their guns away, but then they pulled out an axe. Before I could pull my fists out they are running at me. I took off running up the hill doing a serpentine maneuver, and they pull out their guns and can't hit me.Either they were terrible shots or I was a bawss(both). I get to the top of the hill at the road and go prone using third person exploit(im a douche) to see if they follow me up the hill. They didnt.I wait for them to turn around, and I start stalking them, hoping to surprise Mike Tyson one of them and take their gun then commit vengeance. Sadly the story didn't turn out that way, I lost them at Solnichniy, they had a 300+meter lead on me, last I saw was a hunting backpack going into some thick woods. I think they went north whilst i went along the coast.I wish it would have ended with me sneaking up on one of them, one hit KO'ing him, quickly grabbing his gun and shooting his partner before he could react. But it didn't :( Epic nonetheless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
360Nation 60 Posted February 19, 2014 I wish my story ended sweeter, but it's still epic.So I got DayZ'd and lost all my stuff, fresh spawn. Spawned in berezino* on a full server, was thinking there has to be players around. Was gonna suicide but i decided to run for the construction building looking for an act of god(M4A1). I decided to look behind me and sure enough a dude with a mosin was running up on me. I turned around and waved to him, he drew his gun. I patronized him, saying: "Youre cool, killing fresh spawns" "Is that all you do, kill bambis?" "you must be great at this game" " Don't worry, I won't Mike Tyson you"*put my hands behind my head*.His buddy comes by and I say: "ohai". No response so far. They put their guns away, but then they pulled out an axe. Before I could pull my fists out they are running at me. I took off running up the hill doing a serpentine maneuver, and they pull out their guns and can't hit me.Either they were terrible shots or I was a bawss(both). I get to the top of the hill at the road and go prone using third person exploit(im a douche) to see if they follow me up the hill. They didnt.I wait for them to turn around, and I start stalking them, hoping to surprise Mike Tyson one of them and take their gun then commit vengeance. Sadly the story didn't turn out that way, I lost them at Solnichniy, they had a 300+meter lead on me, last I saw was a hunting backpack going into some thick woods. I think they went north whilst i went along the coast.I wish it would have ended with me sneaking up on one of them, one hit KO'ing him, quickly grabbing his gun and shooting his partner before he could react. But it didn't :( Epic nonetheless.I spawned in once to a guy about 5 M away from me. His back was turned towards me, I ran up to him and said Hi, then he turned I got him right in the face. 1 Hit KO! I quickly grabbed his Shotgun and blasted him as he stood up. He was dead, sadly I hid the body by mistake and didn't get any of his precious loot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apocrypha8 54 Posted February 19, 2014 I spawned in once to a guy about 5 M away from me. His back was turned towards me, I ran up to him and said Hi, then he turned I got him right in the face. 1 Hit KO! I quickly grabbed his Shotgun and blasted him as he stood up. He was dead, sadly I hid the body by mistake and didn't get any of his precious loot. Like a boss. My jimmies are slightly rustled because I couldn't track them down and go Rocky Balboa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulfirez 901 Posted February 19, 2014 I wish my story ended sweeter, but it's still epic.So I got DayZ'd and lost all my stuff, fresh spawn. Spawned in berezino* on a full server, was thinking there has to be players around. Was gonna suicide but i decided to run for the construction building looking for an act of god(M4A1). I decided to look behind me and sure enough a dude with a mosin was running up on me. I turned around and waved to him, he drew his gun. I patronized him, saying: "Youre cool, killing fresh spawns" "Is that all you do, kill bambis?" "you must be great at this game" " Don't worry, I won't Mike Tyson you"*put my hands behind my head*.His buddy comes by and I say: "ohai". No response so far. They put their guns away, but then they pulled out an axe. Before I could pull my fists out they are running at me. I took off running up the hill doing a serpentine maneuver, and they pull out their guns and can't hit me.Either they were terrible shots or I was a bawss(both). I get to the top of the hill at the road and go prone using third person exploit(im a douche) to see if they follow me up the hill. They didnt.I wait for them to turn around, and I start stalking them, hoping to surprise Mike Tyson one of them and take their gun then commit vengeance. Sadly the story didn't turn out that way, I lost them at Solnichniy, they had a 300+meter lead on me, last I saw was a hunting backpack going into some thick woods. I think they went north whilst i went along the coast.I wish it would have ended with me sneaking up on one of them, one hit KO'ing him, quickly grabbing his gun and shooting his partner before he could react. But it didn't :( Epic nonetheless.Strange story very very strange so you were but hurt you got killed then tried upsetting a player who had gear because you didnt have any... He didnt shoot you when you started baiting him?? wierd i dont kill fresh spawns but id of happily put a little lead in your diet the first dumb thing that rolled out ya mouth then t bagged you like a boss and continued on himm now that makes a much better story LOL.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apocrypha8 54 Posted February 19, 2014 Strange story very very strange so you were but hurt you got killed then tried upsetting a player who had gear because you didnt have any... He didnt shoot you when you started baiting him?? wierd i dont kill fresh spawns but id of happily put a little lead in your diet the first dumb thing that rolled out ya mouth then t bagged you like a boss and continued on himm now that makes a much better story LOL..Well, actually, I was waving to him and doing the friendly dance. Then when he was pointing his mosin in my face i started taunting him for being a churlish taint. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulfirez 901 Posted February 19, 2014 Well, actually, I was waving to him and doing the friendly dance. Then when he was pointing his mosin in my face i started taunting him for being a churlish taint.But he didnt shoot its only smart of him to point his gun it kinda helps the wanabe rocky's of the world at bay ( well not usually but then it makes it easy to shoot them... You then proceed to act like a douche and he still doesnt kill you but i am figuring instead calls his mate over in TS to teach you a lesson... The only part of the story you did like a boss was run like a rabbit, shame one of them didnt have a shot gun they are very good for aiming low and breaking tthe legs of zig zagging runners due to the spread of the pellets.. Maybe you should have tried talking like a friendly to them maybe they were friendly maybe they were bambi killers ( doesnt seem likely cause by your story he had many chances to kill you and didnt... But no better to act like a douche run for the hills and try to stalk them using what 3 pp and still unable to keep track of 2 guys i just fail to see what any part of your story is like a baaws.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whyherro123 2283 Posted February 19, 2014 Did you miss the point of the story where the two armed players quite literally provoked almost every single hostile response from the OP, including drawing weapons when the OP did the "friendly wiggle dance"? They weren't innocent little players that were cruelly provoked, here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franchi (DayZ) 146 Posted February 19, 2014 (edited) Did you miss the point of the story where the two armed players quite literally provoked almost every single hostile response from the OP, including drawing weapons when the OP did the "friendly wiggle dance"? They weren't innocent little players that were cruelly provoked, here.ROFLMAO Here we have a player who has never seen a bambi shout friendly right before initiating a Mike Tyson run. A player who has never stared down an LRS at someone doing the wiggle dance, only to see that person bring out a pistol and kill the person they were interacting with as soon as they turn their back. Are you new here or just unobservant? Edited February 19, 2014 by Franchi 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
