How can a "rotten" kiwi be "pristine"?

[Death By Crowbar 1213]

A "rotten" kiwi being "pristine" is akin to SPAM being present on your grocery store shelf. How can a "rotten" kiwi, or any fruit for that matter, possibly be "pristine"?

[GOD™ 2795]

It's the best kind of rotten.

[enforcer1975 1111]

It's the best kind of rotten.

Like when you eat it you become drunk kind of rotten?

[IkaikaKekai 1957]

I live in Hawaii...Your argument is invalid.

Edited February 18, 2014 by BigMike

[weparo 613]

:D :D I agree with OP though. I'd be nice to have kiwis chaning into rotten kiwis when they are in a bad condition. Then again, you can have non-rotten half destroyed kiwis right?

 

Oh, and also, wtf : Kiwis and bananas in Chernarus? in an apokalypse? I guess they just grow them there.... :P

[cywehner1234 582]

Only the rotten fruit are prestein are the ones that have swag.

 

Swag dawg.

[enforcer1975 1111]

:D :D I agree with OP though. I'd be nice to have kiwis chaning into rotten kiwis when they are in a bad condition. Then again, you can have non-rotten half destroyed kiwis right?

 

Oh, and also, wtf : Kiwis and bananas in Chernarus? in an apokalypse? I guess they just grow them there.... :P

 

Must be...otherwise you wouldn't find them there...btw...isn't it too cold for food to rot at current Chernarussian temperatures?

[weparo 613]

Must be...otherwise you wouldn't find them there...btw...isn't it too cold for food to rot at current Chernarussian temperatures?

 

Well, no because water is still not frozen right? It just rotts slower, like in a fridge....

[IkaikaKekai 1957]

I finally figured it out!  A pristine Rotten fruit is in otherwise perfect condition, it's just rotten.  Worn rotten fruit has some bruising or other minor physical defects on it, damaged have more defects, badly damaged has even more, and  ruined is smashed to shit.