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Dear people who murder.

You are not a bandit, please stop using this term to describe yourself in game. 

You are just a murder who kills for fun.

A bandit steals stuff, and only kills when needed. If you have never held someone up at gun point and actually talked to them just so you can steal their pants and shoes, you are not a bandit.

 

Please stop using this moniker. It makes the real bandits look bad.

 

Have a good day.

 

This PSA was brought to you by the Chernarus Bandit Coalition. 

 

 

 

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I agree. While I kill many bags of douche in the run of an average DayZ session, it's because instead of listening to me, you try to pull your piece instead. Those who listen to my demands do not meet their end at my hand!

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Wait wait wait... there is a Chernarus Bandit Coalition!? So you're like the russia mafia in the zombie apocalypse!? Cause that's actually kinda cool! :D

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Wait wait wait... there is a Chernarus Bandit Coalition!? So you're like the russia mafia in the zombie apocalypse!? Cause that's actually kinda cool! :D

Indeed. I am coordinating my efforts to educate the people of Chernarus that true bandits just want your pants and beans, not your life.

But we will not hesitate if you wish to fight. 

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I don't like being called a KoSer either, we need a new name guys...

 

Hm...ah, I know, just go with "Douchebag" :) Nice, fitting term and not as accusing as "murderer" or "psychopath", which would be the only terms I could think of for people who kill people for no reason :)

(srsly: I have nothing against KoS, it's part of the game. But you asked^^)

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Never argue with a man and gun pointed at the back of your head. 

If I got the jump on ya' and didn't shoot you the first chance I got means I want to let you live. You just need to comply with my demands, and those demands are your FUCKING PANTS!

No, don't turn around, you turn around I shoot.

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KoSer's are murderers, plain and simple. 

Bandits can be murderers, but it's not their primary concern. Stealing shit is. :p

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I've been doing some experiments on populated servers to see what "bandits" really do to a fresh spawn.

 

So far I had one guy chase after me with a pipe wrench all across Berezino and even jumped off the pier after me, only to angrily log out when he realized he couldn't kill me.

 

Next There was a guy waiting in a building, gun pointed at me and told me to stop.  He didn't shoot on sight so I stopped, raised my hands (f2) and told him I won't try anything.  He shot and killed me anyways and then said "sorry man".

 

Is it sad I just want to get handcuffed and robbed?  Some of the more intense experiences I had in the mod were the actual bandits didn't just shoot on sight but actually attempted to interact with me.  Yeah you can't always do it, and yeah it's safer to just shoot, but is someone running around with no shirt, a fire extinguisher and pink baseball cap really that threatening 25 meters away?  Take a chance people, it'll be a better experience for everyone.

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Hm. Maybe because 90% of the people got this "#YOLO" thing going...or this "Die before surrender" stupidtiy, so as soon as they see you they start swinging their wrench, fists or whatever they have or shoot...Not that I'm a Bandit myself, but I could think that this kind of behaviour could lead to "Bandits becoming KoS"...

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I got killed on Hardcore last night because I was searching for some guy in a school that killed my friend. Heard footsteps suddenly and there was a guy with an axe running up behind me and two more behind him. They didn't say a word, so I ran a few feet, turned, fired, missed. Man that mosin sucks at close range :)

I don't care that much about gear. If they would have told me not to move I probably would've done it. Enjoy your new ruined gear!

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Murderer sounds better then KoSer, I will take it

 

I've never referred to myself as a bandit, but i do OFTEN refer to myself as a murderer.

 

There is no better word to describe my character.

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