brumey 116 Posted February 17, 2014 so i had this toon for 3 weeks now! got me paranoid! and wanted to Change it (also i couldnt find i ashotgun and i really wanted to try one). so i went to kamyhsovo on a full Server wanting to kill some People, Amok running and just be a prick (i thought maybe i am gonna finally get killed). i camped the sniper rock (that one u see when u go to elektro).GOD DID I HAVE FUN!!!! every 5 or 10 minutes People where comin down the hill not seeing me). when they where in voice range i began to speak with em (all of them had weapons from sks to M4).this was the first time i got to speak to armed People (i only got shot so far, cuz they alwass where seeing me). most of them didnt talk back! some of them said "friendly" in a very suspicious way. i knew exactly i scared them. u could hear it in their voices! so i camped there for 2 hours. killin around 30 People (around 5 freshspawns and the rest People stealthing down the hill fully equipped). didnt get a shotgun! so i told myself. dude maybe u find urself a shotgun Inland. so i went to go to staroye. half way i recognized 3 People chasing me! they got to me when i was at the Pond in staroye!shouting "friendly. need Food?" and what not.i hid myself by the barn and when the 3 where comin closer and closer (i could have easily killed them!). as they approached 1 of them took out a Magnum and shot me around a Corner while i was speaking with another one of them! FINALLY I GOT KILLED! WHAT A SALVATION! no Need to be paranoid anymore! nothing to lose again! so i respawned and thought to myself (dude u will disguise as a Bambi now and shoot People when they less expect it) i spawned elektro . there i met some strange People! ye. know. i was a fresh spawn with nothing but a backpack hding my crowbar in my backpack. EVERY FREAKING BAMBI I MET WOULD SPAM THE MICROFONE HARDCORE WITH CHILDISH BULLSHIT WHEN I ASKED THEM IF THEY GOT SOMETHING TO OPEN MY BAKED BEANS! THEN THEY WANTED TO FIST FIGHT ME! (which never lasted Long cuz i took out my crowbar every time dudes wanted to fist fight me). hit them unconscious with my crowbar (thx to dark souls i am a good melee fighter in dayz). all of them Bambis ONLY had ammunition carrying with them!!!! no Food or whatever! i didnt kill all of them.... and then there was this enlgish 14yo Boyon the Roof of the School in elektro. HE REALLY WANTED THAT FISTFIGHT SO BAD! i knocked him unconscious and took all his ammunition (thats what Bambis carry These days). halfway to balota i ffound another dude. running around me like mad. i speak some. he doesnt speak back. i ask him what his intentions are! then he suddenly takes his axe out and says "come on fight me! i wanna melee fight" i run away from him for 5 minutes! telling him that i dont want to do harm nor do i wanna melee fight with him. he doesnt stop chasing me with his axe and shouting! but not with me! i clocked 2500 hours in dark souls! DONT TRY TO MELEE FIGHT ME!! I KILLED HIM WITH MY TRUSTY CROWBAR (took 30 or 40 hits) and TOOK HIS AMMO.... ye he also had only ammunition carrying around with him!!!!then i told myself fck this! i am gonna disguise as a Bambi now and not head to balota! instead i am gonna head to berezino and have some fun with all Those sociopaths and psychos there. i went to berezino then. found a hacksaw AND I FOUND A TRUSTY SHOTGUN! which i can hide in my backpack! also found a fireman axe at the construction site. which i also hide in my backpack!i look like a normal fresh spawn now. no weapons on my back! ANDI TOOK OUT 2 BANDITS, WANTING TO HANDCUFF ME, WITH 1 DOUBLE SHOT FROM MY SAWED OFF SHOTTY! LOVE THIS WEAPON. dayz is fun again! edit:i am not a native english Speaker! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tracey (DayZ) 1 Posted February 17, 2014 Welcome to the bandit life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaughingJack (DayZ) 767 Posted February 17, 2014 Welcome to the KoS life. Fixed that for you. A bandit robs, a murderer kills. Aber....endlich mal ein Landsmann im Forum...na da müss ma doch gleich mal feiern, ausnahmsweise mit der Nationalhymne: "Land der Berge, Land am Strome, Land der Äcker, Land der Dome, Land der Hämmer zukunftsreich!" *summ* Wennst ein Steirer bist, stimm ich auch "Fürstenfeld" für dich an ;) But yeah, some new spans are crazier than the average KoS-Sniper...they have nothing to lose, so they try everything with the fists of Fury...the only people I shoot without remorse....and btw.: Now you are attached to your gear again...if you die, the shotty is gone.... ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Depth 167 Posted February 17, 2014 We should meet up so I can knock you out with my fists. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
infiltrator 275 Posted February 17, 2014 Fixed that for you. A bandit robs, a murderer kills. Aber....endlich mal ein Landsmann im Forum...na da müss ma doch gleich mal feiern, ausnahmsweise mit der Nationalhymne: "Land der Berge, Land am Strome, Land der Äcker, Land der Dome, Land der Hämmer zukunftsreich!" *summ* Wennst ein Steirer bist, stimm ich auch "Fürstenfeld" für dich an ;) But yeah, some new spans are crazier than the average KoS-Sniper...they have nothing to lose, so they try everything with the fists of Fury...the only people I shoot without remorse....and btw.: Now you are attached to your gear again...if you die, the shotty is gone.... ;) While I will agree that bandit is the terms most misused here, a bandit is not someone who refrains from killing. To me, a bandit is someone whose primary goal is to acquire items, by talking, threatening or killing. If you look for geared out targets, KoS them with the intention of looting them, you're just a bandit that prefers to shoot over holding people out. If you kill people with the sole intention of seeing them die then you're a KoSer. Of course, there's a lot of things inbetween. Me, I prefer to kill people who venture in airports, I prefer high geared players with the intention of ending their life-cycle first and foremost, looting is just a bonus to me. It just feels a lot more exciting to go hunt guys who've been fully geared. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rodolfoxiii 71 Posted February 17, 2014 hahahaha you killed the guy with an axe with a crowbar because you played 2500 hours of dark souls yeah right after 2 hits maximum of an axe you are dead dayz is broken you can't avoid hits of melee weapons BULLSHIT 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rauchsauger 94 Posted February 17, 2014 I smell male bovine manure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brumey 116 Posted February 17, 2014 he didnt hit me with his axe 1 time! melee isnt broken! u just Need to understand lag. if u understand lagstabs in dark souls u wont be hit by melee attacks in dayz! you are seeing your enemies past! the enemy is seeing your past! u gotta predict movement! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brumey 116 Posted February 17, 2014 We should meet up so I can knock you out with my fists.sry i dont do fist fights! look for 14yo Boys! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zeroy 240 Posted February 17, 2014 sry i dont do fist fights! look for 14yo Boys! No but you KoS like a D? Cant see how different this is!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brumey 116 Posted February 17, 2014 ...and btw.: Now you are attached to your gear again...if you die, the shotty is gone.... ;) ist ok! i havent died for 3 weeks on my regular before! if u know the places to go u can be fully equipped in less than 1 hour! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brumey 116 Posted February 17, 2014 No but you KoS like a D? Cant see how different this is!!i dont consider talking to People before killing them KOS! i only kos fully equipped dudes at the coast sometimes, if i cant speak to them and they seem like a threat to me! its ok. u can go camp balota again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crooked Hauser 258 Posted February 17, 2014 you are seeing your enemies past! the enemy is seeing your past! u gotta predict movement!That's what too Buddhist for DayZ, brah. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ploulaf 89 Posted February 17, 2014 and then I CAPS LOCKED EVERYTHING!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
