discipled 63 Posted February 16, 2014 I'll be honest with you, after a zombie apocalypse there is a hierarchy of items I would be willing to fight, and ultimately kill, for. Clearly things like weapons, food and clothing along with protecting friends and loved ones would top the list, but not far off that would be coffee beans. Once the world goes to shit they will be more valuable than money!Amen to that brother/sister/person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
discipled 63 Posted February 16, 2014 You have my (coffee) beans!I would often just eat foldgers crystals in Iraq because we never stopped long enough to brew a proper cup.OMG! You have my thanks soldier! Not only is your life in jeopardy for out freedom but you have had to resort to not just drinking the horse crap that is foldgers but eat the insta-crystals dry! You, my friend, are a true man. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AgainstArseholes 12 Posted February 16, 2014 I don't think heroes would be too eager to assume their real life careers as viable in-game roles as baristas. Of course you never know though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crooked Hauser 258 Posted February 16, 2014 Thank you for the Joe, Cthulhu! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
discipled 63 Posted February 16, 2014 You sir, have my beans! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scofflaw 73 Posted February 16, 2014 You sound like a hacky comedian from the 90s. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ineedscoffee 464 Posted February 16, 2014 Eh, you keep your nasty chips, give it to us raw, and wriggggglinggggg.....I want campfire coffee, the kind you have to purk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeChat 131 Posted February 16, 2014 I'd settle for an Esbit coffee maker. http://www.esbit.de/en/products/20/stainless-steel-coffee-maker-20102400 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hethwill_Khan 233 Posted February 16, 2014 I'd settle for an Esbit coffee maker. http://www.esbit.de/en/products/20/stainless-steel-coffee-maker-20102400 Sure, but... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeatHTaX 1217 Posted February 16, 2014 Add a French Press into the loot tables. Then everyone would be running around looking for pristine canteen cups and trade each other ammo for a nice Sumatra blend. We could sit around and sing campfire songs and RP being baristas. Coffee? Cure banditry? Nay sir, for I do not partake of the gross coffee stuffs. For me, this is DayZ without a french coffee press DayZ WITH a french coffee press lulz :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janol 65 Posted February 16, 2014 Add a French Press into the loot tables. Then everyone would be running around looking for pristine canteen cups and trade each other ammo for a nice Sumatra blend. We could sit around and sing campfire songs and RP being baristas. A true solution finally found. Also, caffeine-meter needs to be implemented. Worthwhile to note that surprising amount of commentators yelling "banditry is part of the game!!"... some evidence that those guys actually don't read even short messages before commenting... On the other hand, banditry is part of the game... and I am coming for your coffee beans! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zaphodity (DayZ) 41 Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) There IS a cure for banditry: YOU ARE DEAD Edited February 16, 2014 by zaphodity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crooked Hauser 258 Posted February 16, 2014 A true solution finally found. Also, caffeine-meter needs to be implemented.Worthwhile to note that surprising amount of commentators yelling "banditry is part of the game!!"... some evidence that those guys actually don't read even short messages before commenting...On the other hand, banditry is part of the game... and I am coming for your coffee beans!Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hethwill_Khan 233 Posted February 17, 2014 Or use the M4 for a makeshift mug more info @ http://www.geekosystem.com/tactical-rail-coffee-mug/ I mean, coffee is one of the social symbols since the late 1400's Coming from a country with over 500 years of coffee culture I shalt not give way to any carebear Tea Party. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sacrdandprofne 100 Posted February 17, 2014 There'd be a new use for the powdered milk! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulfirez 901 Posted February 17, 2014 There'd be a new use for the powdered milk!powdered milk burn the blasphemer they are adding animals so i want a bloody cow to milk how can i have a Cappuccino with powdered milk.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crooked Hauser 258 Posted February 17, 2014 That would be a soupy cappuccino. Or a powdered milk latte. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mdogg2005 447 Posted February 17, 2014 (edited) lol I get it. Edited February 17, 2014 by Mdogg2005 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
