The "I killed X", "Was killed by X", "OMG HAX", "Sorry for killing you", "I got ghosted", & "X is pissing me off" thread

[Mdogg2005 447]

Let it be known that this is now the official thread for those one paragraph topics that pop up every day. 

 

In an attempt to clean up the forums, this can be a central location to post topics regarding:

- You killing someone and having X emotion and possibly being sorry

- You being killed and being pissed and possibly demanding vengeance

- You got ghosted and you're super pissed now

- Someone combat logged and you're calling them a pussy

- Or to just post about how the logout timer, 30 seconds of sitting down, or any other feature that's currently being tested is pissing you off.

 

This is not a troll thread and I am being 100% serious.  Please use this thread instead of creating your own every single time you kill someone, got killed by someone, claim a hacker killed you, etc.

 

Edit: I am not a mod, obviously, so if a mod feels like this post would be made better if authored by one, feel free to lock this and create your own.  As long as the end product is the same, I'll be happy.  I'm just tired of seeing this forum loaded up with posts by people who think DayZ is another generic shooter or people who feel the need to post every thought that comes into their head when there are literally thousands of duplicate topics.

Edited February 14, 2014 by Mdogg2005

[oregonized 673]

[Mdogg2005 447]

I just said it's not a troll thread.  I'm being serious.  Every day there's like 1000 posts of "omg I killed a dude, this is how I feel" and "omg a HAXOR killed me" or "omg KOS NOOOBS EVERYWHERE."

 

If they were all in 1 place, we could see threads that weren't of the same topic being repeatedly thrown on the forum.

[Martmital 436]

Welcome to forums bro...

[oregonized 673]

I just said it's not a troll thread.  I'm being serious.  Every day there's like 1000 posts of "omg I killed a dude, this is how I feel" and "omg a HAXOR killed me" or "omg KOS NOOOBS EVERYWHERE."

 

If they were all in 1 place, we could see threads that weren't of the same topic being repeatedly thrown on the forum.

That may be true but you are not some kind of forum moderator so nobody is going to take you seriously.  Also, do you really think you can stop noobs like "JD" from making a dozen retarded threads each time he kills or knocks somebody out?

[Mdogg2005 447]

That may be true but you are not some kind of forum moderator so nobody is going to take you seriously.  Also, do you really think you can stop noobs like "JD" from making a dozen retarded threads each time he kills or knocks somebody out?

I figure it's worth a shot.  Hey even if a mod shuts this down, does it themselves, and stickies it and starts to merge future topics that fit the criteria, I'd be fine with that.  I just hate logging into these forums every day and seeing 90% of the posts being about someone killing someone else, being killed by a hacker, hating to be killed on sight, etc. 

 

If there was just a place where everyone could write their 1-paragraph posts and NOT make new threads each time, it'd be grand.

[oregonized 673]

I figure it's worth a shot.  Hey even if a mod shuts this down, does it themselves, and stickies it and starts to merge future topics that fit the criteria, I'd be fine with that.  I just hate logging into these forums every day and seeing 90% of the posts being about someone killing someone else, being killed by a hacker, hating to be killed on sight, etc. 

 

If there was just a place where everyone could write their 1-paragraph posts and NOT make new threads each time, it'd be grand.

I understand what you are saying but you also sound like you are new to the internet and/or forums.  It is the same thing no matter where you go.

[Wolfguarde 108]

Objective:

- Find X.

[Mdogg2005 447]

I understand what you are saying but you also sound like you are new to the internet and/or forums.  It is the same thing no matter where you go.

Trust me I am neither new to forums or new to the internet.  I know it's the same no matter where you go but hey, it's a forum and people can make threads about whatever they want so I chose to make a thread where people can go to post their 1-liner "I killed a dude so now I feel like working out" threads.

[Ovomaltine 30]

I take him seriously.

 

25 - 40% of the threads are posted during braindead mode of OP.

Edited February 14, 2014 by Ovomaltine

[Mdogg2005 447]

I take him seriously.

Thanks.

[oregonized 673]

I take him seriously.

Hard to take anyone seriously who uses a meme for their avatar.

[Mdogg2005 447]

Hard to take anyone seriously who uses a meme for their avatar.

You've given me beans on more than one occasion.  If you check my post history you'll find that I am actually not trolling here and I'm being very serious.  If you want to talk personally about me or the topic, feel free to PM me, as it stands this thread is entirely off topic. ;)

[oregonized 673]

You've given me beans on more than one occasion.  If you check my post history you'll find that I am actually not trolling here and I'm being very serious.  If you want to talk personally about me or the topic, feel free to PM me, as it stands this thread is entirely off topic. ;)

I give you beans because you say something I agree with or is entertaining.  I also, happen to agree with your reasoning for creating this thread but it was for nothing because it won't be used how you intended. 

[Mdogg2005 447]

 ...but it was for nothing because it won't be used how you intended. 

<_<

 

Also, edit:

Since this thread has been created:

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/174064-awwww-dat-feel-todays-story-with-a-punchline-at-the-end/

Edited February 14, 2014 by Mdogg2005

[africanhungergames 192]

Let it be known that this is now the official thread for those one paragraph topics that pop up every day. 

 

In an attempt to clean up the forums, this can be a central location to post topics regarding:

- You killing someone and having X emotion and possibly being sorry

- You being killed and being pissed and possibly demanding vengeance

- You got ghosted and you're super pissed now

- Someone combat logged and you're calling them a pussy

- Or to just post about how the logout timer, 30 seconds of sitting down, or any other feature that's currently being tested is pissing you off.

 

This is not a troll thread and I am being 100% serious.  Please use this thread instead of creating your own every single time you kill someone, got killed by someone, claim a hacker killed you, etc.

 

Edit: I am not a mod, obviously, so if a mod feels like this post would be made better if authored by one, feel free to lock this and create your own.  As long as the end product is the same, I'll be happy.  I'm just tired of seeing this forum loaded up with posts by people who think DayZ is another generic shooter or people who feel the need to post every thought that comes into their head when there are literally thousands of duplicate topics.

Let it be known.

 

NO YOU DONT JUST BUNCH up a bunch of topics and claim they all belong on one thread, never going to work and never going to happen.

 

Maybe i might grab some topics and throw them into a thread of my own, do you see why that would not work.

Edited February 14, 2014 by africanhungergames

[Mdogg2005 447]

Let it be known.

 

NO YOU DONT JUST BUNCH up a bunch of topics and claim they all belong on one thread, never going to work and never going to happen.

 

Maybe i might grab some topics and throw them into a thread of my own, do you see why that would not work.

I think you misread.  I simply mean that instead of all these threads that pop up with the same topics, the people making them every day can post it in here instead of hitting "new topic."

 

You have a typo in your sig, by the way.

[africanhungergames 192]

I think you misread.  I simply mean that instead of all these threads that pop up with the same topics, the people making them every day can post it in here instead of hitting "new topic."

 

You have a typo in your sig, by the way.

Not going to happen though, people want to tell their stories. They like to create a thread about the story, not just a post on someone elses thread.

 

It would be great if it were possible but believe me its never going to happen.

 

Eedit: I know, thanks.

Edited February 14, 2014 by africanhungergames

[Grimey Rick 3417]

I think you misread.  I simply mean that instead of all these threads that pop up with the same topics, the people making them every day can post it in here instead of hitting "new topic."

 

You have a typo in your sig, by the way.

 

hye r u tlakign 2 mme??

[Mdogg2005 447]

Rick  <_< lol

 

It's very clear that these forums are not ready for a thread like this and my guess is as soon as a mod sees how it gets derailed on the first post, it will be locked. 

[oregonized 673]

Rick  <_< lol

 

It's very clear that these forums are not ready for a thread like this and my guess is as soon as a mod sees how it gets derailed on the first post, it will be locked. 

It's not just these forums, it is the internet as a whole.

[Mdogg2005 447]

It's not just these forums, it is the internet as a whole.

The first reply to this thread was you posting Peter Griffin calling me a troll.  You're just adding to the problem because "oh well that's the internet."

 

I'll try remaking this thread in a few months and see what happens.  Maybe the people who can't accept this isn't another generic shooter will be gone by then and I won't even have to, but just in case I'm saving the title to try again later.  This thread is totally fucked at this point.

Edited February 14, 2014 by Mdogg2005

[deebz1234 243]

I do as well, i hate seeing these fucking threads every day...

 

so annoying.

 

one thread to rule all

[oregonized 673]

The first reply to this thread was you posting Peter Griffin calling me a troll.  You're just adding to the problem because "oh well that's the internet."

 

I'll try remaking this thread in a few months and see what happens.  Maybe the people who can't accept this isn't another generic shooter will be gone by then and I won't even have to, but just in case I'm saving the title to try again later.  This thread is totally fucked at this point.

Making a thread that tries to be serious while claiming not to be a troll and complaining about everyone else's posting habits is NEVER going to go over well.

 

Also, at this point in time DayZ IS just another generic shooter, except you need food and drink.

[victusmortuus 1074]

Nope. At least not with that stupid doge meme pic anyway.