To the man i chased tonight with a Machete....

[crasheralex 2]

Just wanted to say our little run was fun and brightened my gameplay afternmy character of a few days was KoS'd by some asshole. and that your a panzy for hiding in the water where i couldnt get to you instead of fighting it out like a real man. that is all.

[diddums 3760]

Sounds like you got outsmarted ;)

[Nainakai 42]

Stop chasing people with knives! Oh, and do not trust in the machete, unless you hit a person or zombie in the head, it doesn't do much, it seems.

[oregonized 673]

If you were chasing me with a machete I would just turn around and beat your ass with my fists.  

[zhrike 264]

If you were chasing me with a machete I would just turn around and beat your ass with my fists.  

 

This.

[illville502 44]

All the machete is currently is a over sized can opener. It seems to be the only thing it is actually useful for. I tried taking on 3 zombies without & quickly regretted it. 

Edited February 13, 2014 by illville502

[oregonized 673]

Yeah, the machete is currently a joke but the devs are aware of the issue and should have it's damage fixed soon.

[The Aquatic Land Walrus 565]

Looks like you weren't really SHARP in that situation...

[Judopunch 523]

Just wanted to say our little run was fun and brightened my gameplay afternmy character of a few days was KoS'd by some asshole. and that your a panzy for hiding in the water where i couldnt get to you instead of fighting it out like a real man. that is all.

really? you must be a HUGE asshole.

[soulfirez 901]

Just wanted to say our little run was fun and brightened my gameplay afternmy character of a few days was KoS'd by some asshole. and that your a panzy for hiding in the water where i couldnt get to you instead of fighting it out like a real man. that is all.

Constructive thread here so much to discuss ( am i mistaken where in the genral discussion forum not the lets whine cause i couldnt get a kill because i was out smarted forum)

 

Maybe this thread is better in the new player discussion but really for me it belongs in the graveyard...

[Subscriber 10]

M4 or Fireman Axe
Don't believe in anything else

[Slyguy65 499]

typical dayz

kills out of anger/spite due to being killed by a previous spiteful person

 

rages when not able to take spite/rage out on first person availible

[The-MCV- 149]

Hm, I love the machete, no problem against zeds :(