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Chernarus TV: Rasputin Kvass Commercial

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Do you know how to become stronger and faster? Try Rasputin Kvass! Not only it tastes great, it also looks cool! And it will make you look cool, too!

 

Drink Rasputin Kvass. There is nothing like it in Chernarus!

 



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Next time I need to get angry and kill zombies while strong like bear, then run away fast, Rasputin Kvass will be my drink of choice!

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"It make you survive the castration and frozen river. It make you make love to queens like bull. It make you grow balls like the moose. Rasputin Kvask. Drink."

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Thank you, I now know how to "be angry and kill zombie"

 

AKA jump hatchet mothafokas

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