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 DropBearChick

Zombie appreciation day.

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So i was brainstorming the other day and my train of thought hit the zombie station, so heres my opinions on zombies for you all:

Zombies are bullied, misunderstood and murdered everyday in chernarus, its dreadful to see this happening to them, all they want is to have a snack, i mean these zombies probably havent eaten in dayz and have only the rotting corpses of freshspawns to eat, which between you and me tastes like steak's feet (terrible). Every time a pkayer runs into a town all the zombies throw a big welcone party and they all gather around you to welcome you, cant you say thankyou by not shooting/axeing them? I mean they were once humans too.

So in order to say sorry to the zombies for all this mistreatment, i propose zombie appreciation day.

This will be on the 13th of december every year and all the zombies will gather at chetno, we'll have big banners up saying zom-be yourself and we can get rocket to give a toast and maybe say a few words, maybe have a few zombie veterans come up and talk about there ordeal. Maybe we can even be nice and let them back into the community as fellow citizens instead of claiming an apocalypse cause there a bit different from us.

So i say stop zombieism now and forever!

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I am a congressman currently residing in Seattle, and I haven't been sober for four days. This sounds like an AMAZING IDEA slash COKE IS A WONDER DRUG.

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Take your gouverned citizens , go to a field full of Z´s and give them flowers. Damm Z(h)ippys.

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