africanhungergames 192 Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) My crotch is itchy !!! This message pops up where it says im hungry and thirsty. What is it and what do i have to do to cure it. There is no clinics in churnarus plus i am sure me and bob never done anything like that although i was extremely drunk. Anyway is there anyway to cure this ?? Edited February 3, 2014 by africanhungergames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
africanhungergames 192 Posted February 3, 2014 ignore this. It's just the message they have put at the start when you join a server. HAHAHAHA 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
belphegor_goatzombie 100 Posted February 3, 2014 lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas 5195 Posted February 3, 2014 Just rub tuna on it. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DayZ Shrapnel 3 Posted February 3, 2014 crouch in a nearby pond Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antonioajc 500 Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) Just rub tuna on it.Will spaghetti work too? Edited February 3, 2014 by AntonioAJC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boonie 216 Posted February 3, 2014 Find a razor or some veet for men, check these reviews. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Facetentacles 92 Posted February 3, 2014 Spray liberally with disinfectant and use epinephrine ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stolenbanjos 110 Posted February 3, 2014 Need to add "corn starch" to loot table asap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrappleX 354 Posted February 4, 2014 Will spaghetti work too? Applying spaghetti to your genitals is not recommended. Though tuna has shown excellent results in fighting crotch itchiness, spaghetti has been known to have averse affects included but not limited to, chlamydia, hepatitis C and/or Lou Gehrig's disease. Sardine application has yet to be researched, however. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glowfow@hotmail.com 55 Posted February 4, 2014 Just ride it out and make a note not to visit that particular zombie prostitute again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted February 4, 2014 Just rub tuna on it. Is that what she said? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadassPreacher 47 Posted February 4, 2014 My crotch is itchy !!! Anyway is there anyway to cure this ?? A cure that worked for my character, was to get out of the Fraggers.inc server :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069 Posted February 4, 2014 You need to find a vibrator/fleshlight, found in civilian houses (rare). Alternatively, you can remove the battery from a flashlight, then combine it with tuna to create a fleshlight. If you need a vibrator, your flashlight can suffice but it will only temporarily solve the issue. You must find one in one of the houses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoxHoliday 51 Posted February 4, 2014 Waiting for this guy to chime in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
