"I killed them...I killed them all."

[DeatHTaX 1217]

So I was at NE airfield with my buddy John Freeman, and we were totally just logging in to the server and we hadn't been server hopping I promise and then we went to the hangar and saw a guys. This guy was bandit. We shot him and took his stuff because he was a bandit and bandits would kill us, so we shot him. It was bandit or be killed.

 

And then my buddy was like,"Lok out!" and then he turn and swivel and saw 8 bandits run at us from across the airfield. They clearly was server hoppers and we aren't so they are Bandits had M4s and Mossin and had some pistol ass well. This was bad beacuase all I had was revolver and John had only a pistol with three shot left. 

 

My father told myself that some day I would live up to my name and be hero. I always want to be hero, because I never server hop. I nevr have combat loged. So I clench fist and said,"It's time for JUST ICE!"

 

I run across to other side of the hangar and yell to my buddy John,"John, Folow me John!"

 

John runs across to me as bullets fly by whizzing by my head right by john by me. John got hit in the backpack and ruined his canteen and he was sad because of that, but we made it to wall and i said,"John, pound up against back of me and push me through wall"

 

John says,"But that is cheating!"

 

I look at john and stare him while bullets rickofshay all around us while bandits keep shooting.

 

"John, bandits are bad! BAD!! We have to do this for all heros."

 

"Okay, but only because you are my best frien"

 

But John died and was shottin head so I had to charge at bandits and kill all of them with my revolver. I kept shooting and shooting and eventually I killed all of them in airfield by myself and I did it to revenge my friend John.

 

Server hoppers are bad and I killedf them because they are bad. If I see server hopper I kill them immediately and shoot them immediately because I don't do that it's lame don't server hop I never do it.

 

That's my story

[rydekk 250]

Dat englisch

[crimsonbzd 247]

 we were totally just logging in to the server and we hadn't been server hopping I promise

 

 They clearly was server hoppers and we aren't so they are Bandits 

 

 I nevr have combat loged.

 

Server hoppers are bad and I killedf them because they are bad. If I see server hopper I kill them immediately and shoot them immediately because I don't do that it's lame don't server hop I never do it.

 

I don't believe a word of it.

[frosti 2165]

Cool story bro.

[korpisoturi (DayZ) 127]

I hope this story and grammar is made sarcasm in mind

[BadAsh (DayZ) 1513]

Yesterday I used an empty cereal packet, a matchbox and a worn copy of Romeo und Juliet to kill 21 bandits

[R7744 0]

This is so ridiculous that I'll just give you my beans so you can server hop with them (I know you will)

[crazykage 1063]

Its over bro.

 

Bro.

 

BRO!

 

ITS OVER BRO!!!

 

you can breathe now...

[Grimey Rick 3417]

[BadAsh (DayZ) 1513]

 

 

 

[YassirX 54]

I was there too, saw it from the distance.

True story! 

 

 

Its a respone to this thread: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/170258-to-the-server-hoppers-in-ne-airfield/page-2.

Edited February 1, 2014 by YassirX

[DeatHTaX 1217]

I was there too, saw it from the distance.

True story! 

 

 

Its a respone to this thread: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/170258-to-the-server-hoppers-in-ne-airfield/page-2.

 

Nah, more a response to all of them ;D

 

just a bit of sarcastic fun 

[weedmasta 784]

I hope this story and grammar is made sarcasm in mind

 

It is :))

[zaphodity (DayZ) 41]

RIP John.

[Drakmeister 2]

Good story OP 11/15 beans.

Reminded me of this classic

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doom-repercussions-of-evil

[Sinphaltimus 262]

DayZ - "It's time for JUST ICE!"

[DeatHTaX 1217]

Good story OP 11/15 beans.

Reminded me of this classic

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doom-repercussions-of-evil

'

I was totally going for that theme lol xD only more along the lines of HL:FLC

[AgainstArseholes 12]

Whether it is sarcasm or not, it definitely is incredibly stupid.

[frosti 2165]

DayZ - "It's time for JUST ICE!"

[excitable1 156]

I  love the " were not server hoppers"  and the  "they were bandits"

 

how the hell can you tell they were bandits?

 

did i miss a memo stating that all bandits wear this to distinguish them from others?

 

you state your a legit player yet want your friend to glitch you through a wall.....

 

[excitable1 156]

also......did you not just KOS?

 

yet this is part of your sig   "Before you post that topic, ask yourself: Do we really need another KoS thread? "

[Zollicoffer 200]

Fantastic.

 

Let's count how many heads this one will fly over.

[silversx 75]

"John, pound up against back of me ass and push me through wall"

[DeatHTaX 1217]

Fantastic.

 

Let's count how many heads this one will fly over.

 

Looks like it has already jumped over a few :D

[apollovulcan 93]

I hope this story and grammar is made sarcasm in mind

 

Not very clever sarcasm, to say the least.