Rogo Ignoscant 8 Posted June 23, 2012 So a buddy of mine was on over watch, when he shuffled sideways to get a better view. Then it happened, he was ambushed by a tree. It hit him so hard that it snapped his legs, concussed him, and outright killed him with 2000 blood remaining (down from 12000 )These lethal trees (also known by the greek philosophers as Leaficus Deathicus) seem to appear in strange and wonderful locations at random times. Its counter part, the more urban based Deathicus Staircasicus also requires mention it seems, as I was crawling through the fire station when I got knocked out, broke my legs and woke up with 3000 blood and a fountain that would make any doctor heave, I believe it may have also stolen my wallet.The most recent one I believe would be 'Catapultus Rockitus' a rock that when stepped on, breaks your legs, knocks you out cold; and projectiles you into the ocean several miles out from shore before forcing you to sink to the bottom where you are trapped crawling (as while you were sinking all your medical supplies will be removed, the rock may also have stolen them, verdict yet to be out) before hitting an 'invisible wall'. Forever left to live like a starfish.These tree's and staircases have proven to be my greatest enemies. I can meander through a forest in pitch black at full speed before slamming into a tree trunk halting my forward movement - in my minds eye I see the sickening crack as my nose shatters and my teeth cave in with the jagged tree branch that awkwardly protrudes the confines of a blanket darkness as my character dimly shrugs it off and plods forward.Personally I think it's hilarious, and is a feature of the 'ALPHA' - but has anyone else had any absolutely bizarre moments of tree, staircase or other scenery related deaths?-- Btw, in before 'ALPHA' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baeleron (DayZ) 4 Posted June 23, 2012 Well, I got mugged by a small flimsy wooden door that I closed on myself by accident. Also once trying to crawl over the small edge at the entrance to a warehouse. I deserved that one though, because that edge was sharp! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exectah 0 Posted June 23, 2012 Hahah, this is golden. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
