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This Game Needs Kos Players

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Imo this games needs KoS players. when I first started playing this game i would run around for hours looking for gear and supplies then I would run into Elektro and POP i'm dead all that work for nothing. Then I would spend hours getting gear run into Elektro and be verrryy sneaky kind like a pearl harbor and running from house to house with all that gear knowing that at anytime you can lose it all in a sec is what makes the pvp in this game so intense. There's nothing better then getting your dick back after someone kills you or when someones shooting at you and you try to take cover or at least hope your taking cover from the shots then flank around and take them out.

 

After about 200 hours of playing I now just look for anything to hit someone with sometimes just using my fist and run into Elektro balls to the wall and just try to steal someones gear. 

 

The other day i got sniped in Elektro respawned in Elektro ran back to where I died the guy was looting my body so I ran up punched him in the face a few times knocking him unconscious. I took all his stuff including his clothes and about a min later I'm bandaging myself and here comes the same guy running at me in his underwear with a kitchen knife.  

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valid points very well written

 

.....but what the fuck?

 

 There's nothing better then getting your dick back after someone kills you

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Sometimes they also steal your dick. Happened to me in the forest once...i was dickless for hours.

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People need air to breathe.

Less facetiously.. yeah, the game does need that. Big cities should be death traps. It's part of the vibe of the game and always has been. I remember avoiding Cherno and Elektro completely in the mod, and getting sniped at in Stary out of nowhere. I would miss it if the game was no longer like that.

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valid points very well written

 

.....but what the fuck?

There's nothing better then getting your dick back after someone kills you

 

Yea a mans dick is who he is and when he gets owned, pwnd or boned its like that person has taken who he is a way (his dick). whats a man w/o his dick nothing he's dickless and being dickless isn't cool, No man wants to have his dick in another mans pocket so after you get killed all you can do is try to get your dick back. 

 

Now sometimes your dick is gone for good because the guy that took your dick logs out with your dick or gets killed by another guy, Now there's is a guy running around with 3 dicks his, yours and the guy who took yours. Kill that guy and you'll have a bag of dicks. if you cant get your original dick back you can settle for someone else's dick, its not as good as the original but a fake dick is better then no dick.

 

So basically try to keep your dick out of other dudes pockets.

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Yea a mans dick is who he is and when he gets owned, pwnd or boned its like that person has taken who he is a way (his dick). whats a man w/o his dick nothing he's dickless and being dickless isn't cool, No man wants to have his dick in another mans pocket so after you get killed all you can do is try to get your dick back. 

 

Now sometimes your dick is gone for good because the guy that took your dick logs out with your dick or gets killed by another guy, Now there's is a guy running around with 3 dicks his, yours and the guy who took yours. Kill that guy and you'll have a bag of dicks. if you cant get your original dick back you can settle for someone else's dick, its not as good as the original but a fake dick is better then no dick.

 

So basically try to keep your dick out of other dudes pockets.

I wish I had a bag of dicks..

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Yea a mans dick is who he is and when he gets owned, pwnd or boned its like that person has taken who he is a way (his dick). whats a man w/o his dick nothing he's dickless and being dickless isn't cool, No man wants to have his dick in another mans pocket so after you get killed all you can do is try to get your dick back. 

 

Now sometimes your dick is gone for good because the guy that took your dick logs out with your dick or gets killed by another guy, Now there's is a guy running around with 3 dicks his, yours and the guy who took yours. Kill that guy and you'll have a bag of dicks. if you cant get your original dick back you can settle for someone else's dick, its not as good as the original but a fake dick is better then no dick.

 

So basically try to keep your dick out of other dudes pockets.

just remember: Dicks also fuck assholes....

Oh, and Pearl Harbor sucked.

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Yea a mans dick is who he is and when he gets owned, pwnd or boned its like that person has taken who he is a way (his dick). whats a man w/o his dick nothing he's dickless and being dickless isn't cool, No man wants to have his dick in another mans pocket so after you get killed all you can do is try to get your dick back. 

 

Now sometimes your dick is gone for good because the guy that took your dick logs out with your dick or gets killed by another guy, Now there's is a guy running around with 3 dicks his, yours and the guy who took yours. Kill that guy and you'll have a bag of dicks. if you cant get your original dick back you can settle for someone else's dick, its not as good as the original but a fake dick is better then no dick.

 

So basically try to keep your dick out of other dudes pockets.

 

that's a whole lot'o dicks...

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Meh, there's always going to be KOS. This game needs tension, not KOS players. KOS players do create a lot of tension, but at the same time there's nothing tense in being sniped from 500 meters by someone you didn't see...

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Yea a mans dick is who he is and when he gets owned, pwnd or boned its like that person has taken who he is a way (his dick). whats a man w/o his dick nothing he's dickless and being dickless isn't cool, No man wants to have his dick in another mans pocket so after you get killed all you can do is try to get your dick back. 

 

Now sometimes your dick is gone for good because the guy that took your dick logs out with your dick or gets killed by another guy, Now there's is a guy running around with 3 dicks his, yours and the guy who took yours. Kill that guy and you'll have a bag of dicks. if you cant get your original dick back you can settle for someone else's dick, its not as good as the original but a fake dick is better then no dick.

 

So basically try to keep your dick out of other dudes pockets.

I want whatever your smoking.

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just remember: Dicks also fuck assholes....

Oh, and Pearl Harbor sucked.

 

and I miss you...

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