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How the fk is he staying so skinny while being a game developer?

 

 

Detrimental to being skinny

 

-Sits in a chair all day

-Drinks soft drinks all day

-Plays games on twitch all day

 

 

 

Helping with being skinny

 

-Is project lead, means he gets to yell at people all day and run from office to office to perform the yelling (without doing actual work) so he would spend some calories from the yelling

-Climbs rocks for fun

 

 

 

As you can clearly see, he should be totally not that skinny being a project lead on dayz. I call hax, he must be cheating.

 

 

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This is dean hall

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is a photo of an actual game developer with an average body shape typical of the profession.

(identity hidden for privacy reasons)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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He did climb Everest you know ... I think that gives you like 3 years of being skinny absolutely for nothing .. like just for doing it as a gift from life to the person,

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I wonder why FAT FUCKS insist on beign called curvy...YOU ARE NOT CURVY YOU ARE FAT !

 

gah...

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Does eating rotten food really leave you with a bad taste in your mouth sometime after having eaten it?

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  On 1/28/2014 at 12:47 PM, weedmasta said:

It's called genetics.

 

 

He was also in the military and there's nothing to say he doesn't maintain some kind of work out regimen. . . He's also pretty young, and probably has a decent metabolism due to his training. Anybody who has climbed Everest probably has some great conditioning.

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  On 1/28/2014 at 12:49 PM, PhillyT said:

Does eating rotten food really leave you with a bad taste in your mouth sometime after having eaten it?

No, but it leaves you a funny taste in other's mouth.

Still don't know why.

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You answered your own question, OP, without realizing it.

Just like us in game, he spends all day running.

The only difference is that he does it in an office building yelling at developers, while we run from town to town yelling "friendly! friendly!" or "F2! F2!".

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He's skinny and that's why we get so few updates.

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It's called having a high metabolism and perhaps he exercises, and he is young. I stayed skinny well into my 30s with little exercise and pretty awful eating habits.

Why even post about this?

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Perhaps he eats well and exercises regularly rather than sitting in his Mom's basement eating Cheetos and whacking off?

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Coke and hoes.

 

 

Coke and hoes.

 

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wasn't he in the NZ army? if so, I'm sure he will have decent exercise/health regime.

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Oh, I likes me so hoes!

 

Best episode of Pimp My Ride ever featured an agricultural student's old pick-up truck with 2 hoes and bag of fertiliser in the back. Xzibit almost broke himself laughing over ho/hoe jokes and "It's the shit!"..

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Hello there

 

I sit all day at my PC and Im skinnier than Dean by miles.

 

Were not all fatty "SouthPark" WoW playing body types.

 

Skinny Geeks rule too.

 

Rgds

 

LoK

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