Best Day:Z SA Kill

[kovie20@gmail.com 125]

Post your best kill in SA to date.

 

Oh and dont post stories like: Was 1k away from some noob running through field w/ my black spray painted mosin and shot him and hit him in the head and ruined his ballistic helmet it was cool.

 

My story:

 

    Fully kitted hiding in Elek looking for some pristine med equip. I walk out of the hospital and I hear talking on direct chat near me. I walk into a 2 story building some 25/30m down the road and enter and get to the second floor. I hear some bandits abusing a poor child (Literally a child lol this kid was maybe 12). I pull out my m4 and slowly make my way down the street to where I believe the building they are hiding is. I walk upstairs slowly, pausing my walking as not have the bandits catch on. I make it to the top floor and they arent there. I hear them laughing and carrying on with each other, stroking their e-peens as typical neckbeards do when they capture an unarmed noob. I double back down to the stairs but I see a door on the wall across from me. I walk over and I open the door to see two bandits facing a naked dude w/ a burlap sack over his head. Both of these bandits are fully kitted and they tell the poor noob they are gonna harvest his blood and force feed him rotten food until he dies.

 

     I wait for the one player to pull out the blood kit, and walk up to the armed player and beat him in the head with my hatchet until he dies (Probably 2/3 hits) while the other player starts the animation for drawing blood. As the other player is drawing blood I pull out my magnum and point it to his head. He turns around (Probably after his buddy told him on TS to turn around) while he is still drawing blood, and I tell him to get on his knees. Once the animation stops, he kneels down and I tell him to put his hands up. He obviously tries to pull out his weapon and I spray brain matter all off the poor naked man. I tell the kid how to escape the cuffs and I take all the pristine med supplies they had. I then leave all the other gear for the noob and tell him I am your father (After the kid told me his name was Luke LOL) and scurry away into the mountains.

Edited January 27, 2014 by mkoval

[Wiggin Miller 21]

Went to school in Electro on a server called Electro militia (should of known better).

Have a buddy covering us from the second story of the corner cafe.

Me and friend move in, me unarmed, buddy with mosin. We see a body, instant heartpounding. I know I can loot it ( I'm in base gear), but idk how fast before I die. I start pulling shit off the body and halfway through I hear "move the fuck away that's my kill", whirl around to see someone with a mosin trained on my head.

Now in that time I had looted a magnum and a mosin. I go for the magnum cause its loaded and manage to move left and pitch my head to the left to avoid getting headshot for his first shot. Pop back around and blam! One shot down. Right at this time I hear my buddy in the cafe say "geared coming in rear entrance". I yell that I'm friendly, just had to kill in defense, and here comes another mosin fucker pointing around the corner. Shoots me and I start bleeding...fuck! I shoot back and 1 shot again puts him down. I wasn't thinking but I instantly start bandaging

My buddy comes out of the rooms looting finally (oh hai!) And guards my tail. At that moment I hear ANOTHER mosin shot and my bud yelling FUCK. I whirl around again ( I like whirling dramatically with a magnum) and see the culprit was a mosin hero with a perfect spot in the drug store looking building staring down the hall. Line up and shoot twice.

Let's just say I'm happy I one shot him because the second one clicked hopelessly.

[kovie20@gmail.com 125]

Went to school in Electro on a server called Electro militia (should of known better).

Have a buddy covering us from the second story of the corner cafe.

Me and friend move in, me unarmed, buddy with mosin. We see a body, instant heartpounding. I know I can loot it ( I'm in base gear), but idk how fast before I die. I start pulling shit off the body and halfway through I hear "move the fuck away that's my kill", whirl around to see someone with a mosin trained on my head.

Now in that time I had looted a magnum and a mosin. I go for the magnum cause its loaded and manage to move left and pitch my head to the left to avoid getting headshot for his first shot. Pop back around and blam! One shot down. Right at this time I hear my buddy in the cafe say "geared coming in rear entrance". I yell that I'm friendly, just had to kill in defense, and here comes another mosin fucker pointing around the corner. Shoots me and I start bleeding...fuck! I shoot back and 1 shot again puts him down. I wasn't thinking but I instantly start bandaging

My buddy comes out of the rooms looting finally (oh hai!) And guards my tail. At that moment I hear ANOTHER mosin shot and my bud yelling FUCK. I whirl around again ( I like whirling dramatically with a magnum) and see the culprit was a mosin hero with a perfect spot in the drug store looking building staring down the hall. Line up and shoot twice.

Let's just say I'm happy I one shot him because the second one clicked hopelessly.

 

Beans for you sir, nice! :beans:  :beans: :beans:  :beans:  

[TLa/-Elrico 9]

I saw this guy, climbing a ladder. Shot him right in the arse. Classic.

[Etherious 907]

Well, one day I was walking in the dense forestry of Chernarus.....it was pitch black...when I heard an anonymous sound of someone eating and drinking like a fat man. I quickly turn around and spot the culprit with his lantern lighting up a small hut near a bundle of trees and bushes. I slowly creep towards his hut when...*BAAAM*, my screen turns bloody black (Doesn't ACTUALLY turn bloody :P) and I see the "Your Dead" screen....I had gotten shot by...my friend...in the buttocks to death. ^-^ THE END - That's it folks! *Looney Tunes Ending Song*

[Korsbaek 1778]

Well, this guy was running in a field, like 2km away, and then I totally headshotted him with my FNX and killed him.

[Vanrick 7]

My best kill so far was a team kill. My friend and I were looting balota airstrip ( early SA days, I don't go within 5 km of that place anymore) and we both found backpacks on the roof of the control tower. He was trying to climb down the ladder first and I accidentally bumped into him while he was trying and his character literally flew of the side, got 3 seconds of air and smashed on the tarmac. I told him I'd watch his body while he was on his way back and the server proceeded to restart.

Edited January 27, 2014 by Vanrick

[kovie20@gmail.com 125]

My best kill so far was a team kill. My friend and I were looting balota airstrip ( early SA days, I don't go within 5 km of that place anymore) and we both found backpacks on the roof of the control tower. He was trying to climb down the ladder first and I accidentally bumped into him while he was trying and his character literally flew of the side, got 3 seconds of air and smashed on the tarmac. I told him I'd watch his body while he was on his way back and the server proceeded to restart.

 

Got to love ladders lol

[coltonlong 211]

Ok, so one day, I was running a Operation with my squad at NEAF. I led the assualt to clear some bandits out of the eastern prison, because i had a press vest on. We started taking fire, and i got to the edge of the building. as i tryed to establish contact, i took a shot, which my vest took. I started to move, but got hit again. Respawned at Solnicny. I ran to get back to them, and as i arrived in berezino with nothing but a bat, i saw a guy bleeding and a girl next to him. I went to see what happened. then they both pulled out screwdrivers and tryed to shank me to death. my bat showed them no mercy.

[DeatHTaX 1217]

Saw a guy.

 

Said "pewpew 'murica"

 

shot in face

 

SKILL

 

beans please

[worst2first 71]

I've only killed one player so far as I would rather avoid them than take unnecessary chances.

 

A friend and I were scavenging one of the large cities, I believe it may have been Berezino. He was armed with a Magnum while all I had was an ax. We weren't being as careful as we should but we weren't mindlessly running around either. Someone begins taking shots at us. We took cover and tried to identify the shooter but they must have fired and displaced (smart). We decide that discretion is the better part of valor and attempt to exfiltrate the area. As we reach a small field on the outskirts of the city a single shot rings out. I glance over my shoulder to see my friend sprawled across the ground. We were running evasively so this person was a skilled marksman. 

 

I glanced back at my friends body, tempted by the thought of his Magnum but there was no cover. I had very few supplies so I decided to circle around some buildings and stealthily search another section of the city (not my best idea). I thought for sure that I had put enough distance between myself and the shooter and that they probably would spend some time looting my friend's body. I entered a building and ascended the stairs desperately looking for supplies when I glance through a window and notice a woman with a Mosin crossing the street towards the building I've entered. My heart begins to pound. Oh shit, she's followed me. I crouch around a corner at the top of the stairs with my hands clenched tightly around my ax. Sweat beads upon my forehead as I try to control my breathing and concentrate. I hear footsteps on the stairs.

 

As she emerges on to the second floor, I desperately hack at her with my ax. She tries to swing her Mosin towards me and a shot rings out but misses.  Blood begins to spout from her body in numerous locations and she slumps down the stairs. I breathe a sigh of relief, surprised and thankful to be alive. My momentary reprieve is shattered when she begins to move again. I spring down the stairs and cave in her skull with my ax.

 

My hands are shaking. Blood, bits of bone and brain matter drip from my ax and hands. My clothes are spattered with her blood but I am alive. 

 

I examine her belongings and find my friend's Magnum. 

 

As I carefully exit the building with my would-be assassin's rifle in my hands, I wonder why it had to be this way. My friend and I aren't bandits, we would have traded with her or helped her. In a moment, these thoughts pass - I have no time to indulge in philosophy. I have to focus and concentrate and survive. She made her choice and sealed her fate when she climbed those stairs. Such is life in Chernarus now. 

Edited January 27, 2014 by worst2first

[komadose 190]

i recently shot a guy wearing blue t-shirt (=bandit). then another one at Elektro wearing a backpack (=bandit).