alleycat 135 Posted January 25, 2014 Kill Trophy Thread InfoYou can post your kills in this. Rules- Take a screenshot with you next to the corpse and a second one showing you accessing the corpse inventory- Add timestamp and other details if you want, backstory, weapon used, distance, server Example:25.1.201416:00 CET Location: BalotaVictim name: The man with the green painted shoulder stockDistance: 70mHits: 2 hitsEulogy: may the loot god rest his soul 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimey Rick 3417 Posted January 25, 2014 ...congratulations? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alleycat 135 Posted January 25, 2014 I have not opened this topic to brag about my own kills but to have a place where people can post their kills and backstories that go along with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheWeedMan 132 Posted January 25, 2014 Just aswell lol, cos ur screeny shows you've killed a player with no weapon but an axe.....Bravery Meter Overload!!! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crimsonbzd 247 Posted January 25, 2014 You killed bambi. Big man. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimey Rick 3417 Posted January 25, 2014 Just aswell lol, cos ur screeny shows you've killed a player with no weapon but an axe.....Bravery Meter Overload!!! "It was night. I mean, it was definitely dark. Yep, I'm pretty sure that's night. I was trolling hard along the road with my gamma at 100% when I heard the strangest noise. I turned, taking in the scenery with my legitimate wallh4x only to see a lone man chopping down a pine tree for what I assumed to be firewood. Certainly he didn't think it was a zed. Yes, firewood, that sounds better. I was filled with rage at him cutting down the poor little pine tree, especially since there was an oak tree right beside it. Anyone with a clue knows that pine, being a softwood burns faster and with much less heat produced than oak, a hardwood. So I did what anyone would've done. I fucking shot him. In the face. I feel better now. Somehow I've righted a wrong. One little victory in this nonsensical universe of chaos. I feel so good, in fact, I'm going to login to the official DayZ Standalone game forums and brag about it. But wait, they may not like that. They may not appreciate bragging about killing a defenseless man with an axe when I had the upper hand from every angle. No, I'll disguise it with trickery and ask them to add their stories about experiences they have killing newbies. Fuck, I'm a genius." 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacklabel79 949 Posted January 25, 2014 very nice good sire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
