harley001 315 Posted January 22, 2014 Been playing standalone a lot recently and I noticed how much of a terrible person I am! I try to be friendly honest but when I have someone in handcuffs my mind comes to haunt me. My crimes have included. 1. Shooting on sight (only did it once because I got scared....by his magnum that had no ammo.) 2. Giving someone begging for water some cleaning solution to drink. 3. Holding up new spawns even though they have nothing on them. (though you would be surprised what they can hide in their pants! -_-) 4. Being low on blood and too lazy to get it myself. Found a new spawn with my blood type and handcuffed him. Made 3-4 blood bags from him. he died. ;_; 5. Found a group of survivors being attacked by zombies. Pretended to help kill the zombies while "accidentally" shooting all of them in the head one by one. My aim sucks what can I say? 6. Had someone with broken legs crawl up to me asking if I had any morphine. I did but wasn't in the mood to share. 7. Forced a group of three newspawns to strip naked and dance sexy for me! (I blame GTA for this one...) 8. Made this thread because I am a attention whore. So I have made a conclusion about my playstyle in dayz. Pretty sure that I am the reason people KOS and that the dayz mods will probably ban me for this sh*t... ;_; 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazykage 1063 Posted January 22, 2014 sounds to me like your doing it right... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bozey 34 Posted January 22, 2014 (edited) Been playing standalone a lot recently and I noticed how much of a terrible person I am! I try to be friendly honest but when I have someone in handcuffs my mind comes to haunt me. My crimes have included. 1. Shooting on sight (only did it once because I got scared....by his magnum that had no ammo.) 2. Giving someone begging for water some cleaning solution to drink. 3. Holding up new spawns even though they have nothing on them. (though you would be surprised what they can hide in their pants! -_-) 4. Being low on blood and too lazy to get it myself. Found a new spawn with my blood type and handcuffed him. Made 3-4 blood bags from him. he died. ;_; 5. Found a group of survivors being attacked by zombies. Pretended to help kill the zombies while "accidentally" shooting all of them in the head one by one. My aim sucks what can I say? 6. Had someone with broken legs crawl up to me asking if I had any morphine. I did but wasn't in the mood to share. 7. Forced a group of three newspawns to strip naked and dance sexy for me! (I blame GTA for this one...) 8. Made this thread because I am a attention whore. So I have made a conclusion about my playstyle in dayz. Pretty sure that I am the reason people KOS and that the dayz mods will probably ban me for this sh*t... ;_; Edited January 22, 2014 by Bozey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazykage 1063 Posted January 22, 2014 GOD. The bright WHITENESS of that image blinded me in my almost pitch black room. Trolled HARD.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
acid574 98 Posted January 22, 2014 Been playing standalone a lot recently and I noticed how much of a terrible person I am! I try to be friendly honest but when I have someone in handcuffs my mind comes to haunt me. My crimes have included. 1. Shooting on sight (only did it once because I got scared....by his magnum that had no ammo.) 2. Giving someone begging for water some cleaning solution to drink. 3. Holding up new spawns even though they have nothing on them. (though you would be surprised what they can hide in their pants! -_-) 4. Being low on blood and too lazy to get it myself. Found a new spawn with my blood type and handcuffed him. Made 3-4 blood bags from him. he died. ;_; 5. Found a group of survivors being attacked by zombies. Pretended to help kill the zombies while "accidentally" shooting all of them in the head one by one. My aim sucks what can I say? 6. Had someone with broken legs crawl up to me asking if I had any morphine. I did but wasn't in the mood to share. 7. Forced a group of three newspawns to strip naked and dance sexy for me! (I blame GTA for this one...) 8. Made this thread because I am a attention whore. So I have made a conclusion about my playstyle in dayz. Pretty sure that I am the reason people KOS and that the dayz mods will probably ban me for this sh*t... ;_; I'm sure nobody will ban you. We all just know that you're an asshole now, and there are lots of assholes. We're all assholes sometimes. You're maybe a special kind of asshole, but at some point everybody tries at least once to be an asshole. I handcuffed a fresh spawn, stole his trousers, force fed him bleach and told him to walk slowly over the field. He died. I then felt like an asshole.Yes, I just mentioned the word asshole 7 times. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ekd 13 Posted January 22, 2014 Giving someone begging for water some cleaning solution to drink. Had someone with broken legs crawl up to me asking if I had any morphine. I did but wasn't in the mood to share. Most of the things you did are rather normal, but these two made me sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waffen-79 32 Posted January 22, 2014 nothing wrong with that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazykage 1063 Posted January 22, 2014 I once cornered a guy at balota in a barracks. In my best cobra commander voice I ordered him to surrender, the questioned him, demanding to know of the Joe's plans to stop me and my weather modulator.. He claimed not to know anything. So I told him he was of no further use to me, and executed him...kinda felt bad. Just a little. No. Actually I don't think I did at all. im an asshole too. can I join the club? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacklabel79 949 Posted January 22, 2014 A stark reminder that the foundation of civilization is very thin. I came to the realization that force feeding People crap is only "funny" once or twice. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phalanx102 59 Posted January 22, 2014 Bravo for the antics, and yes you would die on sight if I knew who you were. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Awruk 216 Posted January 22, 2014 A stark reminder that the foundation of civilization is very thin. I came to the realization that force feeding People crap is only "funny" once or twice.I know bro. We need more ways to torture people. Forcefeeding gets old fast. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timecharge 28 Posted January 22, 2014 I know bro. We need more ways to torture people. Forcefeeding gets old fast. There are creative ways to make people die if you don't want to force feed them or just shoot them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hutch (DayZ) 116 Posted January 22, 2014 I am a terrible human being...Yes. Yes you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
