digitalonion 16 Posted January 21, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/By1Mz3c.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/3Dl5H3n.png Currently AFK since there is no way for me to commit suicide other than death from starvationSADFACE 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted January 21, 2014 Yep this is unfortunate. Perhaps do the fast swim and you might die of starvation/thirst quicker? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DropBearChick 1216 Posted January 21, 2014 Let's hope a shark spots you. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highlander007 249 Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) Make sure sun is on your back and to the left of you and tape the w key. Perhaps u might even make it out. <Report back what happens Edited January 21, 2014 by Highlander007 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dromagewok@hotmail.com 164 Posted January 21, 2014 Do not swim towards the sun. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boonie 216 Posted January 21, 2014 WTF is an Islad 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digitalonion 16 Posted January 21, 2014 UPDATE - So its a good 1 hour or so -Still swimming away from the sun no signs of life/landHunger level [RED] Oh wait i saw something.... WILLLLLSOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!! 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irenicus (DayZ) 289 Posted January 21, 2014 For sure, no man is an islad. I have no idea what an islad even is! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digitalonion 16 Posted January 21, 2014 lol, it's a typo - *no man is an island* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Hippy 176 Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink. Edited January 21, 2014 by Trigger Hippy 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cysinyard 12 Posted January 21, 2014 The "i feel thirsty" notification is a kick in the pants! Can you drink salt water/would it make you sick? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boonie 216 Posted January 21, 2014 Go to coast, fill canteens, leave canteens dotted around elektro. Mass sickness bug breaks out. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fluxley 2228 Posted January 21, 2014 UPDATE - So its a good 1 hour or so -Still swimming away from the sun no signs of life/landHunger level [RED] Oh wait i saw something.... WILLLLLSOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!! Keep going you can do it! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digitalonion 16 Posted January 21, 2014 I died from starvation and respawned back to land.Walked 5 meters and got shot.I wish i stayed in the ocean. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phoboss 224 Posted January 21, 2014 Go to coast, fill canteens, leave canteens dotted around elektro. Mass sickness bug breaks out.You evil genius! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agentneo 337 Posted January 21, 2014 The "i feel thirsty" notification is a kick in the pants! Can you drink salt water/would it make you sick?Lol it makes you sick yes.How old are you? Salt water needs filtering by reverse osmosis to make it drinkable (boiling, and catching the steam) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
F1ackM0nk3y 6 Posted January 21, 2014 I died from starvation and respawned back to land.Walked 5 meters and got shot.I wish i stayed in the ocean.Sorry to say, but that made me laugh. Hope your next spawn provides you a much better play experience 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gekkonidae 270 Posted January 21, 2014 Yep this is unfortunate. Perhaps do the fast swim and you might die of starvation/thirst quicker? Exactly what I did. I was teleported by a hacker into the ocean the other day. Immediately sighed, took a stack of 6 quarters and placed it down on a double-tapped 'W' and went and made myself some food/watched a movie. Came back later, and to my delight, I was dead. Unfortunately, that's about the only thing you can do at the moment. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
knoCC (DayZ) 211 Posted January 21, 2014 I deciphered the title of this thread in English to mean: "Your body is a WonderlandYour body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)Your body is a Wonderland" Now I'm wet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mdogg2005 447 Posted January 21, 2014 I died from starvation and respawned back to land.Walked 5 meters and got shot.I wish i stayed in the ocean. Wow I need to stop looking at the forums while at work, that made me laugh so hard. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Hippy 176 Posted January 21, 2014 Wow I need to stop looking at the forums while at work, that made me laugh so hard. you'll spawn in one day to see 40 heads gently bobbing in the ocean...bored...but alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djporternz 644 Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) WTF is an IsladIt's a very very small man shaped island, made of 'no man'. Edited January 21, 2014 by DJPorterNZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zollicoffer 200 Posted January 21, 2014 I think it's a typo for salad. No man is a salad. This is true. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djporternz 644 Posted January 21, 2014 I think it's a typo for salad. No man is a salad. This is true.Not true. Ceasar was a salad. Still is, I think. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
