Looking for a TEAM of survivors to play with.

[KingMario111 1]

Hey, my steam name is KingMario117. 


I am right now looking for anybody who would like to team up and find military gear together and travel across the map looking for supplies and COOK SOME RICE.

I am fairly doing great at the moment and am located somewhere in Berezino. 

I am a friendly and will only open fire if you draw your gun at me. I have great aim. I am also holding a debribillator, so teaming up with me might be a great option. Looking to see if I can use a saline bag. 


ADD ME ON STEAM TO CHAT OVER SKYPE OR SOME STUFF :D 

 

[crazykage 1063]

defibs functionality and cooking of any sort, including rice, are not yet implemented in the game.

Therefore I refuse to team up with you.

Also, accuracy with any weapon other than a moisin (and even then), is up for severe speculation.

EDIT: I also hate Skype. But good luck in your search for a fellow survivor friend.

EDIT EDIT: The fact that you didn't know about the lack of functionality of the defibs and cooking implies one of two things, both of which further discourage me from teaming up with you.

1. you are so knew to SA that you don't even know these things, and I don't really want to be a mentor to a newb at this time.

2. You ARE aware, and are deliberately misleading, in order to lure someone into a trap (adding credence to your claim of being a good shot?). In which case:

"Hmmmm...very clever...."

*strokes non-existent beard....

Edited January 21, 2014 by Crazykage

[KingMario111 1]

It's funny you should say, because the moisin is exactly what I have. I am able to kill targets shooting at me from quite a long distance. I don't bother leaving my spot to loot because I am filled with moisin ammonition lol. 

I need to find a team mate though, I would like to travel to the military airport once again. I got there once alone and found an M6 and full militaty TKS gear. It was all good until i saw someone else there and they shot me down on sight. I didnt even pull my weapon out.

 

[crazykage 1063]

"M6"??????

"Militaty"????

[knoCC (DayZ) 211]

(eats popcorn)

[Felony Inhibitor 59]

"M6"??????

"Militaty"????

 

Moisin? Words that begin with "M" are the problem. It's prolly a known bug. 

 

'edited for being an idiot all by myself.'

Edited January 21, 2014 by Felony Inhibitor

[KingMario111 1]

M4 (LOL)

http://dayz.gamepedia.com/TTsKO_Pants

http://dayz.gamepedia.com/Ballistic_Helmet

http://dayz.gamepedia.com/Rocket_Aviators

http://dayz.gamepedia.com/Gas_Mask

http://dayz.gamepedia.com/TTsKO_Jacket

http://dayz.gamepedia.com/Tactical_Shirt

http://dayz.gamepedia.com/Hiking_Boots








 

[Jimbo_au 18]

If you really want to team up with people I find the best method is to follow them for 30 mins or so see what they are like, study them... if they seem nice then I approach, adding randoms or being ask by randoms always ends in me saying thanks but no thanks, When I team up in most cases ends in us adding each other for future endeavours, I also study them because I am methodical and want to know if its a risk me teaming up with them friendly or not as most players love to run around full ball and I am the sit and wait type moving from tree to tree.

 

just some friendly tips and remember who ever you add you may be the hunter now but its so very easy to become the hunted.

Edited January 21, 2014 by Jimbo_au

[KingMario111 1]

and a shit load of loot. 

 

[crazykage 1063]

Hey, my steam name is KingMario117. 

ADD ME ON STEAM TO CHAT OVER SKYPE OR SOME STUFF :D

I also don't trust the steam name, OR that shit eating grin at the end...

EDIT:

Of course MY steam name is Cobra Commander, and that doesn't exactly entail trustworthiness either....

Edited January 21, 2014 by Crazykage

[knoCC (DayZ) 211]

I also don't trust the steam name, OR that shit eating grin at the end...

EDIT:

Of course MY steam name is Cobra Commander, and that doesn't exactly entail trustworthiness either....

I feel that something beautiful is developing on this thread...

[crazykage 1063]

I feel that something beautiful is developing on this thread...

im not really sure what you see in this...

[Etherimp 1323]

Getting my predictions in early on this one..

[dickflip 15]

Of course MY steam name is Cobra Commander, and that doesn't exactly entail trustworthiness either....

 

At least its not as bad as either;

 

- Big Rod Stuffins

- Chocolate Man Hammer

- or Dirk Diggler

[Greaves 131]

(eats popcorn)

 

(pulls up chair next to knoCC, opens his bag of crisps, and watches along)

[crazykage 1063]

OP, can I ask you something?

Why alucard for your avatar?

But "KingMario" for your profile name?

Makes me further suspicious of your intentions. I now STRONGLY suspect that WERE I to go meet you, it would result in me getting held down and viscously raped in the ear hole.

Everything about this feels so misleading. I don't think anyone should trust this guy.

[knoCC (DayZ) 211]

im not really sure what you see in this...

It's like a pissing contest and so far, you're losing...

 

(pulls up chair next to knoCC, opens his bag of crisps, and watches along)

*slowly....and oh so gently, puts hand on Greaves' knee and pats it....*

[blacklabel79 949]

The weapon is called a MOSIN. Not moisin or moistin or whatever debraved way you want to call it. Its a FUCKING MOSIN NAGANT.

 

get it right for once PLEASE.

Edited January 21, 2014 by {Core}BlackLabel

[KingMario111 1]

OP, can I ask you something?

Why alucard for your avatar?

But "KingMario" for your profile name?

Makes me further suspicious of your intentions. I now STRONGLY suspect that WERE I to go meet you, it would result in me getting held down and viscously raped in the ear hole.

Everything about this feels so misleading. I don't think anyone should trust this guy.

I fucking love Alucard. Post Hellsing-Ultimate Alucard is the most broken powerful anime character in existence. Pretty fucking sure not even Son Goku can kill him.

Also, look me up on the googles. KingMario111, KingMario117.

 

[DirtyscumbagLith 270]

 viscously raped in the ear hole.

 

 

EPIC.