Church of the Wiggles.

[Sinphaltimus 262]

I'm in search of this church. I come in peace.

Found this:

DayZ 3-544 (Public/3PP:Off) 114008 Church if the Wiggles

I am Pope Sinphaltimus Exmortus of the F.E.D.C.O.M.S..

I'm running from location to location but casually walking through all locations in search of you.

I'm killing Zeds and gas stations with guns along the way. They don't wiggle.

Sincerely

HbH_Sinphaltimus_Exmortus

[Korsbaek 1778]

What?

[gingatsu 68]

oh holy one!!! I'm wiggling from the bottom of my heart!!!

[Sinphaltimus 262]

Can't locate the server anymore. Been searching all day, have it favorited and it doesn't show up. :(

[crazyandlazy 376]

Can't locate the server anymore. Been searching all day, have it favorited and it doesn't show up. :(

 

dunno what yr talking about

[larrylongbottom 106]

WIGGLE for your sins

[Mallow88 110]

wiggling is blasphemy. the one true god wants you to wobble!!!

[antonioajc 500]

Wiggle my son, and your sins will be cleansed! WIGGLE!

[Bash Arkin 266]

Don't worry, the prophet will return, and lead all of us to the church!

[Sinphaltimus 262]

Found the server again this morning. Spent an hour walking wiggling running and killing Zeds and Gas stations (namely the one between Berenzino and Solnichny). Very few people on the server, Had to log out for the next 9-10 hours. Be back later. I logged out in Krasnostav. Should be back around 4:00 - 4:30 EDT. I look forward to learning more.

[agentneo 337]

i want to wiggle

[DemonGroover 8836]

Do you have outfits like these?

 

[Sinphaltimus 262]

No. I'm not looking to convert. I am a SubGenius. Part of that means I can experience any religion/cult/belief and/or non-belief system at will. But to experience, I need guidance from those who have already forged ahead.

[Sinphaltimus 262]

Noone in sight. 9 others on server. Think I'll mosey on over to Berenzino.

[africanhungergames 192]

Noone in sight. 9 others on server. Think I'll mosey on over to Berenzino.

I am on this server all the time, all of us are in the church in electro wiggling to the holy one you should come and join us

Edited January 21, 2014 by africanhungergames

[Sinphaltimus 262]

Ok. I will. Eating dinner off line at the moment. Be back in like 15 minutes. It'll prolly take another 15-20 to get to you all.

[Sinphaltimus 262]

I just now ran in and out of the church. It's empty. Fearing a trap, I took refuge in a building nearby. Not necessarily a trap set by you or your church, but instead a trap set by anyone reading this thread. I logged out in said building.

[Sinphaltimus 262]

 

Damn you all!

[finnpalm 312]

This thing still going on?
 
Old video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6o8x67ApM8

Edited March 7, 2014 by Strawman

[Super_Duty 466]

Apparently you were punished for entering the sacred shrine of the Wiggles before being accepted into their new order. Only the penitent man will be graciously allowed safe passage within those four walls.

Edited March 7, 2014 by Super_Duty

[Sinphaltimus 262]

So I was supposed to remove my pants first?

 

Edited March 7, 2014 by Sinphaltimus