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this game is too much easy

 

i spawn on some beach near balota

is military loots all around

first i need to find water

but water pump is easy found :|

 

i finding 2 zombie they see me

is lucky i do boxing for fun

i raising my fist for defending

and discover new turbo fast run :o

 

i sprinting for 3 kilometre

to cherno and look inside school

bitch attack but is ok i beat her

with revolver i one shotting this fool <_<

 

now zombie is standing outside

he looking away from me

is no worries for me when i find

over shoulder the zombies don't see :huh:

 

later i bleeding and hurt

i don't have no bandage for heal

is ok i do tear on my tshirt

and after make bloods from rice meal :|

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when you find woman up north serenade her with this poetry.

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We need a new rule on the forum

from now on, post only in rhyme

It really would help with decorum

and take up so much more time

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when you find woman up north serenade her with this poetry.

 

hunt for womans

 

since zombie apocalypse begun

is missing many things from my life

friends and my family was gone

and i was force to make headshot on my wife :(

so after i get tired of kills

and sound of the gun make me crazy

i going north to hunt in the hills

enjoy relax life getting lazy ;)

one day i realise no man can exist

with only food and water and air

his soul also needing assist

another human this hell who can share :|

but i wander the wasteland alone

scavenge some things for survive

this old dog he having one bone

and he need hole for putting inside :P

so now my mission is clear

kill all mans i meet on the road

but womans don't have nothing for fear

is not bullets for them i re-load ;)

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relentlessly hounded by fear

and the guilt, why didn't I stay?

her screaming still tortures my ear

she was eaten as I ran away

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Remains of a bus
He runs in full camo gear
Corpse on the roadside

Five jars of beans
Arranged in a star pattern
Why do I do this?

He never saw me
Why don't your legs work, soldier?
Keep walking further north

 

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I sat near my fire on the hilltop,

The orange glow danced on the trees;

How our world came to an abrupt stop,

When events turned men into zombies!

 

Snap! goes a twig in the darkness,

My heart skipped many a beat!

A horror may lurk in the starkness,

Grabbed my Mosin before I was meat.

 

I let a shot off, almost a miss,

It grazed the monster's cheek,

"That was almost my face! I went for a piss!"

Said my friend "Next time its your deek!"

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I was walking down the street

Came a camo man to greet

he said he was friendly

so I gave him some bean !

 

We teamed up , geared up

all bad memories erased ...

He said likes my gun

and shot me in the face !

 

( am bad at this stuff ) 

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       :beans:   for all Bean lovers  :beans:

 they kill for Beans so many means

 they are Bandits,as it seems

 oh god  they do so much sins

 dunno where to hide my Beans

 Beans Beans come to  my needs

 i see you day and night in my Dreams

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sweet tears of the cheat

 

is too much for him pain of losing

from baby his brain was this way

his ego too easy for bruising

so he must find unfair way to play >:(

 

his testicles still in the tummy

is smooth where he should have some sack

now he win every times 'look me mummy'

he dont lose after finding this hack <_<

 

now is years of playing with cheats

no efforts he putting in game

and is true he never get beat

but is fake win his skllls are so lame :|

 

now his brain is not stupid like he is

and it realise he cheat on himself

one day it is force him to see this

and he having then bad mental health :huh:

 

is price for all he is taking

include bullshit victory feel

point is all of this was pure faking

and nothing he feeling was real :(

 

so next time from some hacker you dying

server hop ghosting bitch make you dead

know inside that this loser he crying

when wanking alone in his bed  :D

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Choking on smoking bodies
burning,
turning black.

Filthy reeking corpses
meekly seeking meat
from weaker sources.

Stale pale shells
wander through a fading hell,
here they dwell

under a bloody sun
dripping light,
bright and burning,
slowly turning black.

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snip

nice one :beans:

is very dark this one and feel like is from apocalypse

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There once spawned a steak near vybor,

His clothes shed to the ground whilst donning the guy fawkes,

He danced all around,

Purely naked and proud,

Until a bandits round went through the eye holes.

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There once spawned a steak near vybor,

His clothes shed to the ground whilst donning the guy fawkes,

He danced all around,

Purely naked and proud,

Until a bandits round went through the eye holes.

 

wtf i sang it !

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prayer of the carebear

 

one time I was play in the wood

I wanted to find maybe rabbit

but what happening there not so good

I meet guy who have murdering habit :o

 

one moment was only the birds

and wind was blow in the trees

then violent shouting was heard

'OK BITCH GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!!!' >:(

 

I doing what this guy is tell me

and putting my hands on my head

'I am friendly guy please don't you kill me'

he just laughing and shooting me dead  :(

 

so now I am standing again

on the beach I try hard not to go

with balota and all the bad men

between me and safe places I know :|

 

so jesus, this making me think

why is happening this every day?

i play only for eating and drink

all this killing and death ruin game  <_<

 

so why you dont make special place

with animation for guys holding hands

where i see only friendly guys face

and kill on sight bastards are banned >:(

 

a server for people like me

no fear from the gun or the axe

can chase rabbits and swim in the sea

I can't take no more panic attacks  :o

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prayer of the carebear

 

one time I was play in the wood

I wanted to find maybe rabbit

but what happening there not so good

I meet guy who have murdering habit :o

 

one moment was only the birds

and wind was blow in the trees

then violent shouting was heard

'OK BITCH GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!!!' > :(

 

I doing what this guy is tell me

and putting my hands on my head

'I am friendly guy please don't you kill me'

he just laughing and shooting me dead  :(

 

so now I am standing again

on the beach I try hard not to go

with balota and all the bad men

between me and safe places I know :|

 

so jesus, this making me think

why is happening this every day?

i play only for eating and drink

all this killing and death ruin game  <_<

 

so why you dont make special place

with animation for guys holding hands

where i see only friendly guys face

and kill on sight bastards are banned > :(

 

a server for people like me

no fear from the axe or the gun

can chase rabbits and swim in the sea

with no bandits to shit on our fun :|

 

Ah, hopefully with women too...

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Ah, hopefully with women too...

is sad for say this but same like cheater guys carebears have no need for womans 

only mothers they needing to wipe away tears :P

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cilit bang

 

'put up hands' the bandit say

'and go onto your knees'

I put my self esteem away

and trying best to please :(

 

I wonder is he white or black?

or maybe oriental?

he wearing gloves and burlap sack

one thing is sure, he mental :huh:

 

I gritting teeth and close my eyes

for gunshots I'm expectant

but when I open is surprise

he feed me disinfectant :o

 

'what the fuck you doing for?'

he say he do for science

my character make vomit on the floor

bandit say 'thanks for your compliance' :thumbsup:  ;)

 

the bandit laughing very much

he taking eye off ball

i putting fists do knockout punch

like brick the bandit fall ;)

 

i say him 'i kill all germs dead

like extra power bleach

so take your sad bacteria ass

and go now back to beach' :D

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There once was a guy in kamyshovo

who claimed he had something to show you

 

He dropped his pants in a flash

stuck his torch up his ass

 

and lit up the way to Elektro.

 

 

...sorry...fails on so many levels but having a bad day so had to post it.
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Zeds are all around

Loot missing from the ground

Heart starts to pound

Bodies in a mound

I hear an eerie sound

Night is coming 'round

How profound.

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