wild_man 4442 Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) this game is too much easy i spawn on some beach near balotais military loots all aroundfirst i need to find waterbut water pump is easy found :| i finding 2 zombie they see meis lucky i do boxing for funi raising my fist for defendingand discover new turbo fast run :o i sprinting for 3 kilometreto cherno and look inside schoolbitch attack but is ok i beat herwith revolver i one shotting this fool <_< now zombie is standing outsidehe looking away from meis no worries for me when i findover shoulder the zombies don't see :huh: later i bleeding and hurti don't have no bandage for healis ok i do tear on my tshirtand after make bloods from rice meal :| Edited January 10, 2014 by KoS 17 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted January 10, 2014 Pure beauty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arty (DayZ) 47 Posted January 10, 2014 That's so fucking funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Man 393 Posted January 10, 2014 when you find woman up north serenade her with this poetry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Planck 7174 Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) We need a new rule on the forumfrom now on, post only in rhymeIt really would help with decorumand take up so much more time Edited January 10, 2014 by Max Planck 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) when you find woman up north serenade her with this poetry. hunt for womans since zombie apocalypse begunis missing many things from my lifefriends and my family was goneand i was force to make headshot on my wife :(so after i get tired of killsand sound of the gun make me crazyi going north to hunt in the hillsenjoy relax life getting lazy ;)one day i realise no man can existwith only food and water and airhis soul also needing assistanother human this hell who can share :|but i wander the wasteland alonescavenge some things for survivethis old dog he having one boneand he need hole for putting inside :Pso now my mission is clearkill all mans i meet on the roadbut womans don't have nothing for fearis not bullets for them i re-load ;) Edited January 10, 2014 by KoS 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feral (DayZ) 622 Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) relentlessly hounded by fear and the guilt, why didn't I stay? her screaming still tortures my ear she was eaten as I ran away Edited January 12, 2014 by Feral Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intactus 128 Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) Remains of a busHe runs in full camo gearCorpse on the roadsideFive jars of beansArranged in a star patternWhy do I do this?He never saw meWhy don't your legs work, soldier?Keep walking further north Edited January 10, 2014 by Intactus 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nereus77 59 Posted January 11, 2014 (edited) I sat near my fire on the hilltop,The orange glow danced on the trees;How our world came to an abrupt stop,When events turned men into zombies! Snap! goes a twig in the darkness,My heart skipped many a beat!A horror may lurk in the starkness,Grabbed my Mosin before I was meat. I let a shot off, almost a miss,It grazed the monster's cheek,"That was almost my face! I went for a piss!"Said my friend "Next time its your deek!" Edited January 11, 2014 by Nereus77 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nereus77 59 Posted January 11, 2014 This thread needs more love.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gho5tl3git@gmail.com 13 Posted January 11, 2014 I was walking down the streetCame a camo man to greethe said he was friendlyso I gave him some bean ! We teamed up , geared upall bad memories erased ...He said likes my gunand shot me in the face ! ( am bad at this stuff ) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feral (DayZ) 622 Posted January 11, 2014 roses are redviolence is toohere comes undeadi'll just hide in the loo 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandit_king 5 Posted January 11, 2014 :beans: for all Bean lovers :beans: they kill for Beans so many means they are Bandits,as it seems oh god they do so much sins dunno where to hide my Beans Beans Beans come to my needs i see you day and night in my Dreams 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted January 11, 2014 (edited) sweet tears of the cheat is too much for him pain of losingfrom baby his brain was this wayhis ego too easy for bruisingso he must find unfair way to play >:( his testicles still in the tummyis smooth where he should have some sacknow he win every times 'look me mummy'he dont lose after finding this hack <_< now is years of playing with cheatsno efforts he putting in gameand is true he never get beatbut is fake win his skllls are so lame :| now his brain is not stupid like he isand it realise he cheat on himselfone day it is force him to see thisand he having then bad mental health :huh: is price for all he is takinginclude bullshit victory feelpoint is all of this was pure fakingand nothing he feeling was real :( so next time from some hacker you dyingserver hop ghosting bitch make you deadknow inside that this loser he cryingwhen wanking alone in his bed :D Edited January 12, 2014 by KoS 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djporternz 644 Posted January 11, 2014 Choking on smoking bodiesburning,turning black.Filthy reeking corpsesmeekly seeking meatfrom weaker sources.Stale pale shellswander through a fading hell,here they dwellunder a bloody sundripping light,bright and burning,slowly turning black. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted January 11, 2014 snipnice one :beans:is very dark this one and feel like is from apocalypse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted January 11, 2014 There once spawned a steak near vybor,His clothes shed to the ground whilst donning the guy fawkes,He danced all around,Purely naked and proud,Until a bandits round went through the eye holes. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gho5tl3git@gmail.com 13 Posted January 11, 2014 (edited) There once spawned a steak near vybor,His clothes shed to the ground whilst donning the guy fawkes,He danced all around,Purely naked and proud,Until a bandits round went through the eye holes. wtf i sang it ! Edited January 11, 2014 by Starsandspace 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted January 12, 2014 (edited) prayer of the carebear one time I was play in the woodI wanted to find maybe rabbitbut what happening there not so goodI meet guy who have murdering habit :o one moment was only the birdsand wind was blow in the treesthen violent shouting was heard'OK BITCH GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!!!' >:( I doing what this guy is tell meand putting my hands on my head'I am friendly guy please don't you kill me'he just laughing and shooting me dead :( so now I am standing againon the beach I try hard not to gowith balota and all the bad menbetween me and safe places I know :| so jesus, this making me thinkwhy is happening this every day?i play only for eating and drinkall this killing and death ruin game <_< so why you dont make special placewith animation for guys holding handswhere i see only friendly guys faceand kill on sight bastards are banned >:( a server for people like meno fear from the gun or the axecan chase rabbits and swim in the seaI can't take no more panic attacks :o Edited January 12, 2014 by KoS 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nereus77 59 Posted January 12, 2014 (edited) prayer of the carebear one time I was play in the woodI wanted to find maybe rabbitbut what happening there not so goodI meet guy who have murdering habit :o one moment was only the birdsand wind was blow in the treesthen violent shouting was heard'OK BITCH GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!!!' > :( I doing what this guy is tell meand putting my hands on my head'I am friendly guy please don't you kill me'he just laughing and shooting me dead :( so now I am standing againon the beach I try hard not to gowith balota and all the bad menbetween me and safe places I know :| so jesus, this making me thinkwhy is happening this every day?i play only for eating and drinkall this killing and death ruin game <_< so why you dont make special placewith animation for guys holding handswhere i see only friendly guys faceand kill on sight bastards are banned > :( a server for people like meno fear from the axe or the guncan chase rabbits and swim in the seawith no bandits to shit on our fun :| Ah, hopefully with women too... Edited January 12, 2014 by Nereus77 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted January 12, 2014 Ah, hopefully with women too...is sad for say this but same like cheater guys carebears have no need for womans only mothers they needing to wipe away tears :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
musketeer 33 Posted January 12, 2014 Running through Cherno; I hear a gunshot nearby; I die in the road. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) cilit bang 'put up hands' the bandit say'and go onto your knees'I put my self esteem awayand trying best to please :( I wonder is he white or black?or maybe oriental?he wearing gloves and burlap sackone thing is sure, he mental :huh: I gritting teeth and close my eyesfor gunshots I'm expectantbut when I open is surprisehe feed me disinfectant :o 'what the fuck you doing for?'he say he do for sciencemy character make vomit on the floorbandit say 'thanks for your compliance' :thumbsup: ;) the bandit laughing very muchhe taking eye off balli putting fists do knockout punchlike brick the bandit fall ;) i say him 'i kill all germs deadlike extra power bleachso take your sad bacteria assand go now back to beach' :D Edited January 31, 2014 by KoS 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dejeffers 39 Posted January 31, 2014 There once was a guy in kamyshovowho claimed he had something to show you He dropped his pants in a flashstuck his torch up his ass and lit up the way to Elektro. ...sorry...fails on so many levels but having a bad day so had to post it. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Hippy 176 Posted January 31, 2014 Zeds are all aroundLoot missing from the groundHeart starts to poundBodies in a moundI hear an eerie soundNight is coming 'roundHow profound. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites