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Dear Survivors, we'd like to inform you that this forum will transition to read-only mode. From now on, it will serve exclusively as a platform for official announcements and changelogs.

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Thank you for being a valued part of our community. We look forward to connecting with you on our other channels!

Stay safe out there,
Your DayZ Team

Sidewinder24

This Game is Needlessly Difficult. (original poem) No Sarcasm../end sarcasm

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There was a young man from Vybor
Who used third person as a survivor

He ran round with no worry
Then got hit by a lorry

And now he's as flat as a fiver

 

(I know I know...always the same from me)
 

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something less contentious :)

 

There was a young girl from Gorka
Who was known as a bit of a porker

She stole all the beans
kiwis and sardines

And now she's the size of an Orca

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something less contentious :)

 

There was a young girl from Gorka

Who was known as a bit of a porker

She stole all the beans

kiwis and sardines

And now she's the size of an Orca

 

Hey!

There's a limerick thread you know.

Don't waste your gold here, come to Max!

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Hey!

There's a limerick thread you know.

Don't waste your gold here, come to Max!

Oooh I didnt' know...on my way now :)

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