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I just wanted to axe that question while I'm mosin around the forums.

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I wood shoot you, but i've gotta axe you a question

 

p.s it's suppose to be wood not would

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there seem to 'B' alota dead body here :P

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I'll be Blunt (Rocks) about this:

I've read this thread from A to Zed, and all the puns are axe puns.

Axept the one KoS made, that was satisfactory.

 

Sorry, the last one was silly, I'm getting a bit too far airfield.

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Pun threads are a Msta-ry to me

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cant believe you all forgot the classic. Any friendly in cherno/elektro?

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You drank all of the water you fecking tool ?

 

Yes, orlovets gone.

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While running along the railroad tracks.

"All this running is good training"

"Love all the new clothes. Wonder if I could find a track suit! "

"My character is fully geared. This is usually when it goes off the rails"

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What does the new spawn say when he's under stress?

 

I need a drink.

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Some people here have no idea what a pun is. This thread is Boring and needs to die.

 

Now thats funny!

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Like beans in the can, so are the DayZ of our lives.

 

This is Dean Rocket Hall, and these are the DayZ of our lives.

 

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