Reply with your favorite DayZ pun(s).

[Reece (DayZ) 8]

I just wanted to axe that question while I'm mosin around the forums.

Edited January 8, 2014 by Reece

[Korsbaek 1778]

"Friendly"

[TedZ 424]

I wood shoot you, but i've gotta axe you a question

 

p.s it's suppose to be wood not would

Edited January 8, 2014 by Ted_Youtube

[wild_man 4442]

there seem to 'B' alota dead body here :P

[glemmar 88]

"You're about to have an axedent."

[Max Planck 7174]

I'll be Blunt (Rocks) about this:

I've read this thread from A to Zed, and all the puns are axe puns.

Axept the one KoS made, that was satisfactory.

 

Sorry, the last one was silly, I'm getting a bit too far airfield.

Edited January 8, 2014 by Max Planck

[jjw100 34]

I'm having B-a-lot-a trouble down here on the coast

[Mookzen 67]

It's bean a tough couple of dayz...

[Solipsist 14]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[acid574 98]

Dayz me rollin', they hatin'.

Classic.

[Bruce of Wayne 81]

Hey, there's a well. Well, I'm doing well on water, but I might as well drink from the well.

[Samuri_Bake_Pie 96]

I was playing DayZ for 3 hours today and I saw LOTS of zombies. 

[floj 393]

Pun threads are a Msta-ry to me

[reapers239 57]

cant believe you all forgot the classic. Any friendly in cherno/elektro?

[Killon 7]

Mashed Potatoes and GrayV.

[Hetstaine 10852]

You drank all of the water you fecking tool ?

 

Yes, orlovets gone.

Edited January 9, 2014 by Hetstaine

[angry pineapple 44]

While running along the railroad tracks.

"All this running is good training"

"Love all the new clothes. Wonder if I could find a track suit! "

"My character is fully geared. This is usually when it goes off the rails"

[angry pineapple 44]

PLAYER1: Ooohhh man my guy is so thirsty. I need to get a drink soon.

PLAYER2: Well,well.

[Zollicoffer 200]

Some people here have no idea what a pun is. This thread is Boring and needs to die.

[silvatos 50]

What does the new spawn say when he's under stress?

 

I need a drink.

[angry pineapple 44]

Some people here have no idea what a pun is. This thread is Boring and needs to die.

 

Now thats funny!

[samzala 74]

Like beans in the can, so are the DayZ of our lives.

 

This is Dean Rocket Hall, and these are the DayZ of our lives.