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I Liek To Kidnap Bandits

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Come. You join me. We kidnap dem lil' fockers. Lure em' in with Kandy. Maik em' drink disinfectant.

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>Not creating an isolated zombie death arena in the middle of the woods.

 

>Not force-marching the bandit into the middle of said arena.

 

>Not breaking their legs and dragging them towards some shuffling zombies, before firing into the air and driving/running away.

 

Guys pls

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How do you kidnap someone not willing to be kidnapped? I mean, you have to actually want to get caught in DayZ. Not me. I come with fists a swingin', You have to put me down or I will knock you the fuck out and take all your shit. Mike Tyson style.

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How do you kidnap someone not willing to be kidnapped? I mean, you have to actually want to get caught in DayZ. Not me. I come with fists a swingin', You have to put me down or I will knock you the fuck out and take all your shit. Mike Tyson style.

Handcuffs and promises to let them go (But we won't)

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Handcuffs and promises to let them go (But we won't)

 

I don't care about my shit near enough to let anyone cuff me. I'll just start throwing fists. If I die, I die. Big whoop, I will have at least knocked 1 of the motherfuckers out before going down. That's always funny, hearing them yell about epi pens and bandages for their fallen comrade as I stare at a black screen before respawning. They're always so careful about shooting you when you're in their friends face throwing punches... funny thing isn't it? :p

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