Anti-Suicide Prevention Operation

[SimoHaya 20]

 

I'm sure, as most of you are aware, there has been a sudden up-rise in Dayz suicides especially in the Solnichniy area. We at the CQF have taken an initiative to prevent 

suicides in our area and give them aid. The aptly named Anti-Suicide Prevention Squad saved 13 souls (only 4 had to be shot to prevent them from committing suicide) and only lost 1 due to successful gas tower leap suicide. 

 

Help Prevent suicides on your server today. 

[[email protected] 98]

only 4 had to be shot to prevent them from committing suicide

 

I'm loling so fucking hard.

[SGT Phon 44]

Gentleman please report at HQ for corporal punishment. You are the Suicide Prevention Squad not the Euthanasia Squad

[Shadyfizzle 80]

Summary execution is far more palatable than suicide

[Karl87 17]

I break their legs when the ask to be killed

[Gerandar 212]

I break their legs when the ask to be killed

 

in this game you can climb a ladder with broken legs so that wont stop them~

[frosti 2165]

Nice.

[autoloon 285]

Very important work. I say we send the suicide cases to Skalisty Island for prolonged pharmaceutical rehabilitation programmes. Perhaps the right combination of drugs can restore the lust for life! 

[SimoHaya 20]

Very important work. I say we send the suicide cases to Skalisty Island for prolonged pharmaceutical rehabilitation programmes. Perhaps the right combination of drugs can restore the lust for life! 

 

Agreed...if it is any consolation we did offer them anti-depressants (AKA Multivitamins). 

[ImaffoI 22]

just amazing guys, Imagine how many fuliflling lives have been lived because of your work.

[Propulsion_Joe 97]

Send them to Kamyshovo, we will maximize their potential :D

[libertine 351]

What server are you guys running on?

[SimoHaya 20]

What server are you guys running on?

 

This was on a random NJ server due to overflow (We had about 50 guys playing that night). We had two OP's going on that night including a checkpoint called "Paper Please" were we made sure that all axe licenses were in order. If you want more info hit us up in TS. We do have our own SA server. See CQF Propaganda link below.

 

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/154457-cqf-chernarus-quarantine-force-recruiting-for-sa/

Edited January 3, 2014 by SimoHaya