SimoHaya 20 Posted January 2, 2014 I'm sure, as most of you are aware, there has been a sudden up-rise in Dayz suicides especially in the Solnichniy area. We at the CQF have taken an initiative to prevent suicides in our area and give them aid. The aptly named Anti-Suicide Prevention Squad saved 13 souls (only 4 had to be shot to prevent them from committing suicide) and only lost 1 due to successful gas tower leap suicide. Help Prevent suicides on your server today. 17 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackal40k@cfu.net 98 Posted January 2, 2014 only 4 had to be shot to prevent them from committing suicide I'm loling so fucking hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SGT Phon 44 Posted January 2, 2014 Gentleman please report at HQ for corporal punishment. You are the Suicide Prevention Squad not the Euthanasia Squad 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shadyfizzle 80 Posted January 2, 2014 Summary execution is far more palatable than suicide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karl87 17 Posted January 2, 2014 I break their legs when the ask to be killed 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gerandar 212 Posted January 2, 2014 I break their legs when the ask to be killed in this game you can climb a ladder with broken legs so that wont stop them~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
autoloon 285 Posted January 2, 2014 Very important work. I say we send the suicide cases to Skalisty Island for prolonged pharmaceutical rehabilitation programmes. Perhaps the right combination of drugs can restore the lust for life! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SimoHaya 20 Posted January 2, 2014 Very important work. I say we send the suicide cases to Skalisty Island for prolonged pharmaceutical rehabilitation programmes. Perhaps the right combination of drugs can restore the lust for life! Agreed...if it is any consolation we did offer them anti-depressants (AKA Multivitamins). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImaffoI 22 Posted January 3, 2014 just amazing guys, Imagine how many fuliflling lives have been lived because of your work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Propulsion_Joe 97 Posted January 3, 2014 Send them to Kamyshovo, we will maximize their potential :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
libertine 351 Posted January 3, 2014 What server are you guys running on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SimoHaya 20 Posted January 3, 2014 (edited) What server are you guys running on? This was on a random NJ server due to overflow (We had about 50 guys playing that night). We had two OP's going on that night including a checkpoint called "Paper Please" were we made sure that all axe licenses were in order. If you want more info hit us up in TS. We do have our own SA server. See CQF Propaganda link below. http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/154457-cqf-chernarus-quarantine-force-recruiting-for-sa/ Edited January 3, 2014 by SimoHaya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
