martink8190@gmail.com 149 Posted December 30, 2013 Like when watching some dayz youtube videos of a guy crawling through NWAF and me constantly hitting right button of my mouse trying to zoom in :rolleyes: 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DMZ_Sniper 73 Posted December 30, 2013 When you go outside into your garage and are not surprised to find a pair of jeans on the floor. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabre05 351 Posted December 30, 2013 When you hear a fly zoom past your ear and instantly think 'dead body'. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mays (DayZ) 154 Posted December 30, 2013 When you make a thread titled "when you know you play too much DayZ" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
creature 1189 Posted December 30, 2013 When you crouch run through the grocery store. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marsmars 155 Posted December 30, 2013 when you dont go outside anymore because you are afraid you will be KOS 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ineedscoffee 464 Posted December 30, 2013 (edited) For me, it was when I grabbed a red bull at work yesterday, and audibly said "awe, I wanted a pristine one"It had a tiny ding in it lolMy boss looked at me like I was crazy.Or it could of been when I greeted a customer with "Friendly!" Instead of the normal lol. Had been reading the forums all day. Edited December 30, 2013 by Ineedscoffee 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Markiee 9 Posted December 30, 2013 When you start having dreams about DayZ 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie Bogan 350 Posted December 30, 2013 When you know you play too much Dayz :p When one plays the game 24/7 and then dreams of it... Thanks god i don't fall under that category ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tizzle 90 Posted December 30, 2013 When someone rings the doorbell and you try to equip your m4... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xequinox90 80 Posted December 30, 2013 When you hear the sound of a chopper and head for the trees 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gdaddy22 299 Posted December 30, 2013 (edited) when you meet a random guy get killed Edited December 30, 2013 by Gdaddy22 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wepztah 5 Posted December 30, 2013 When I hit my axe into the wall and expect a gunshot sound. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtclipz 31 Posted December 30, 2013 When you find a can opener in your kitchen and get all excited. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blurhitz 244 Posted December 30, 2013 When you try to get to third person in real life...? It happened to a friend once, he was kinda sleepy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
martink8190@gmail.com 149 Posted December 30, 2013 When you find a can opener in your kitchen and get all excited.That happens to me IRL all the time!!! :) Another one: when you look out of your window at night at a road lamp post and think about shooting out the bulb lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xequinox90 80 Posted December 30, 2013 When you played DayZ Christmas day ? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hypergolem 39 Posted December 30, 2013 When you know Chernarus better than your own town... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nipson 35 Posted December 30, 2013 When you gather beans in your backpack before leaving Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fakeblood 2 Posted December 30, 2013 When your taking the dog for a walk and u start checking deer huts for supplies knowing there's nothing in there..! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fakeblood 2 Posted December 30, 2013 When you gather beans in your backpack before leavingHaha or when you start eating a can of beans in 4 mouthfulls! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InflatedLyric 39 Posted December 30, 2013 staring at an empty water bottle, you think to yourself, "0%, (expletive)! well I will hold onto it anyway" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hello moto 70 Posted December 30, 2013 When while working at a crockery store smile at the abundance of beans.When you get a full coyote back pack full of beans at the expense of all the other shot you had found like another gun ammo and such. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lundyhl@gmail.com 4 Posted December 30, 2013 When you try to get to third person in real life...?...and it works Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gdaddy22 299 Posted December 30, 2013 ...When I break my leg and I can fix it with morphine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites