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How long would I last?

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How long would last if I picked a bible in the game went to a church stood at the pulpit and preached to any that entered? 2nd question how bad would my death be.

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If any player or zombie overhears your preaching, your death would be imminent.

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Depends, If i happend across you i would stand there, hear you out. then handcuff you and take what you got, mentioning a true man of the cloth does not need wordly posessions and then leave you handcuffed telling you to ask god for assistance.

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Your 2nd question...

 

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I normally don't KoS, but when I do you can be sure as heck it'll be some religious nut. Probably I'll rp along but irl I just abhore religion (this is NOT an invitation to turn it into a religion/atheism thread).

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Well first i would wait for you to finish, then i would kill you. It's like pissing. You can't kill a guy who is at it. So you would last at least as long as you do it.

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Well first i would wait for you to finish, then i would kill you. It's like pissing. You can't kill a guy who is at it. So you would last at least as long as you do it.

 

How about if I was straining on the can...

Would you wait or 'aim to miss' first to see if that hurried my constipation along?

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How about if I was straining on the can...

Would you wait or 'aim to miss' first to see if that hurried my constipation along?

 

 

You have a gun so i cant take any chances :D

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