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This wouldn't happen to anyone but me..

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Well, I live in Belfast. Belfast is in the North of Ireland, in fact it is the capital, however, houses little over 1.2 million people and is not a huge place, yet, on day z with hundreds of servers, HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PLAYERS, 191 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES, 10000 DIFFERNT STATES 7 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, I JOIN A SERVER WITH 1 PLAYER ON IT, HE FINDS ME IN A BARN, IN THE MIDDLE OF BOB AND KILLS ME WITH A PEN, AND MOCKS ME IN MY OWN ACCENT, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD.

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I'm imagining an Irish Joe Pesci

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Well, I live in Belfast. Belfast is in the North of Ireland, in fact it is the capital, however, houses little over 1.2 million people and is not a huge place, yet, on day z with hundreds of servers, HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PLAYERS, 191 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES, 10000 DIFFERNT STATES 7 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, I JOIN A SERVER WITH 1 PLAYER ON IT, HE FINDS ME IN A BARN, IN THE MIDDLE OF BOB AND KILLS ME WITH A PEN, AND MOCKS ME IN MY OWN ACCENT, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD.

 

At least he did not beat you to death with a potatoe, that would have some irony.

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At least he did not beat you to death with a potatoe, that would have some irony.

 

I guess they should start bringing out Happy Meals to hit Americans with.

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I guess they should start bringing out Happy Meals to hit Americans with.

 

That would be nice

 

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