Touched by a Bandit

[Spunkey Doodle 25]

I was running through Elektro having just spawned at Otmel, and all of a sudden a man with a pistol and a M4 jumps out from behind the hospital. (he didn't actually jump, that would be silly, Arma 2 characters can't jump) I yelped in direct chat as he yelled at me.

 

"Get on the ground!"

 

I complied, and he proceeded to handcuff me, my kidnappers name was 'The Law'.

 

"Oink like a piggy."

 

Said The law as he took off my clothes. I didn't oink.

(Note that my character was female)

First he starting talking about all the perverse things he wanted to do to me and then he harvested my blood for a blood bag. That is when the law took off his pants and climbed on top of me, he tea-bagged and yelled as I struggled to get free of my restraints. When the handcuffs broke I jumped up and yelled

 

"Don't touch me there!!"

 

as I punched him in the face. He yelled and started to flee, I assumed he had no ammo for his pistol. I chased him through Elektro notifying all the survivors around that he was a sex offender. He ran past the fire station and north out of Elektro, I felt victorious.

 

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Edited December 23, 2013 by Spunkey Doodle

[rambo9610 0]

lel  :lol:

[[email protected] 54]

I sure the handcuff where intended for this xD 

[sess130 50]

lmao! I love the random interactions this game is causing! It can only get better from here :D

[MakeThemListen 51]

Best story I've read yet, awesome...

[Clarkeh 58]

Endgame achieved. XD

[varick 3]

If there was a bounty list, 'The Law' just made it.

 

WANTED - Dead or Alive

    The Law

 

5 Cans of Bean and an opener

 

:D

[TankyWanky 18]

Fcked up people...

I think before you able to purshare Dayz you need to pass a mental illness test.

This goes too far in my opinion.

[frosti 2165]

Running throught Elektro? You asked for it.

[hoschelhoff 15]

Rofl, too funny. Saw something like this on PsiSyndicate's stream. Was a real wtf-moment.

[Hetstaine 10852]

 The rape count is high in Chernarus at the moment. 

[dallas 5195]

This is Day Z. This is not my story.

[xMarshall 3]

Awkward..

[MitchSkaterr 0]