Spunkey Doodle 25 Posted December 23, 2013 (edited) I was running through Elektro having just spawned at Otmel, and all of a sudden a man with a pistol and a M4 jumps out from behind the hospital. (he didn't actually jump, that would be silly, Arma 2 characters can't jump) I yelped in direct chat as he yelled at me. "Get on the ground!" I complied, and he proceeded to handcuff me, my kidnappers name was 'The Law'. "Oink like a piggy." Said The law as he took off my clothes. I didn't oink.(Note that my character was female)First he starting talking about all the perverse things he wanted to do to me and then he harvested my blood for a blood bag. That is when the law took off his pants and climbed on top of me, he tea-bagged and yelled as I struggled to get free of my restraints. When the handcuffs broke I jumped up and yelled "Don't touch me there!!" as I punched him in the face. He yelled and started to flee, I assumed he had no ammo for his pistol. I chased him through Elektro notifying all the survivors around that he was a sex offender. He ran past the fire station and north out of Elektro, I felt victorious. Screenshot Edited December 23, 2013 by Spunkey Doodle 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
austen.fart@gmail.com 54 Posted December 23, 2013 I sure the handcuff where intended for this xD 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sess130 50 Posted December 23, 2013 lmao! I love the random interactions this game is causing! It can only get better from here :D 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MakeThemListen 51 Posted December 23, 2013 Best story I've read yet, awesome... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clarkeh 58 Posted December 23, 2013 Endgame achieved. XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
varick 3 Posted December 23, 2013 If there was a bounty list, 'The Law' just made it. WANTED - Dead or Alive The Law 5 Cans of Bean and an opener :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TankyWanky 18 Posted December 23, 2013 Fcked up people...I think before you able to purshare Dayz you need to pass a mental illness test.This goes too far in my opinion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frosti 2165 Posted December 23, 2013 Running throught Elektro? You asked for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoschelhoff 15 Posted December 23, 2013 Rofl, too funny. Saw something like this on PsiSyndicate's stream. Was a real wtf-moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted December 23, 2013 The rape count is high in Chernarus at the moment. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas 5195 Posted December 23, 2013 This is Day Z. This is not my story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
